boogieprince:

boogieprince:

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

goodticklebrain:

You’ve checked out the dramatis personae, so let’s get right into the opening scene of Twelfth Night, with one of Shakespeare’s most famous opening lines!

Orsino is such a drama queen. He’s also kind of an obsessive stalker at this point, with no respect for boundaries or for other people’s feelings.

Don’t be like Orsino, guys. He’s got some good lines, but his interpersonal skills need help. Tune in next week to see if he gets it!

Also (and I swear I’ll stop harping on about this soon) be sure to check out my Patreon page! For a small monthly subscription, you not only help me continue making stick figure Shakespeare comics, but you also get access to a variety of fun, exclusive perks!

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

complaintificate:

tinysquidrachel:

swordwall:

small-home-repair-vikings:

spooky-son-of-rome:

carpebutts:

whisperwhisk:

seananmcguire:

snowysauropteryx:

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Library science: Sir, we already talked to you about this

Me: I love this person…so much….they’re such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without them….how can I convey that to them?
Me:
Me:
Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

alpacamyhedgehog:

perplexedhedgehog:

verysharpteeth:

lauralot89:

perplexedhedgehog:

perplexedhedgehog:

Okay, everyone was right. The scene where Bucky buys plums was just. The best.

And you could just see the old Bucky there, someone charismatic and sweet and charming. He’s not his past self again, for sure, but there’s a lot of him still there.

And I’d just love to see what his life was like before all the shit hit the fan. I want to know if he went after HYDRA at all, I want to know if he made any friends in Bucharest, if he knew anyone there. I want to see him writing in his notebook and learning to cope with his trauma, I want to see him trying new things while regaining old ones and just getting to decide who Bucky is.

Basically I want another two-hour film of Bucky’s post-HYDRA domestic life.

  • Bucky’s hair is shorter in CACW, and it has more of a shape to it. When did he decide to get it cut? Did he do it himself or did the Winter Soldier seek out the aid of a hairstylist? 
  • Likewise, he’s bigger. Beefier. He’s been working out. I want to see Bucky working out. I NEED to see Bucky working out.
  • Does he put his hair back in a cute little ponytail when he works out? 
  • Does he ever put his hair in a ponytail just because?
  • When did he start putting together that notebook? What else is in it? What were the first memories Bucky started to recover? Seriously, I need an in-depth look at that notebook and the process of its creation.
  • Does Bucky show outward signs of trauma? Does he have nightmares, breakdowns, periods of dissociation? What do his panic attacks look like? How do his guilt and horror manifest throughout his recovery? What caused his first genuine smile? What gives him hope that he can be a person again, whole and happy? What gives him a reason to keep going?
  • The plum scene made me want to see Bucky rediscovering food. I want to see him learning to take pleasure in eating. I want to see him immersed in a simple kind of bliss just from cooking dinner by himself after a long day (even if he fucks up the first few meals he attempts.) I want to see Bucky taking a bite out of something he’s really unprepared for, like wasabi, then making a face and spitting it out like a toddler.
  • Bucky trying to reach out to people but being scared of putting them in danger. Being scared, too, that they’ll find out who he really is and then they’ll hate him for it.
  • Bucky managing to be outgoing and charming some of the time anyway. Bucky reclaiming parts of his life when he can.
  • BUCKY. MORE BUCKY.

I would seriously watch a film consisting of nothing more than Bucky confusedly wandering around for two hours in real time immediately following pulling Steve from the river.

BUT YES THIS ALL OF THIS.

Thank heaven for fanfic.

Part of the issue with CACW was the fact that no one seemed to question what Bucky had been up to for the past two years. Not even Steve. Like there was never any quiet moment for someone to ask how he was really coping or for Steve to be like

“Hey buddy, what were you up to all that time.”

“Well, I learned what srachia is and Youtube has been very useful.”

I mean not even that.

I would pay actual money to see an entire movie of Bucky rediscovering food and popular culture.

Those notes in his notebook. Some of them are memories from the past, but some of them, I’m guessing, are notes on how to live now. And because Bucky doesn’t really have anyone to talk to, it becomes almost a diary in places.

 New discovery: Oreos. Additional reason to keep living.

2013 VMA: possible missing context?    ????? 

Knope 2012!!!

Investigate potential shift in linguistic structure and dialect. To research: phrases ‘none pizza with left beef’ ‘amaze’ ‘zodiac killer’. 

I don’t understand the hype about kale. May be time to leave the U.S. Partly to keep my cover. But mostly need to find better food. Will miss pizza.

Y’all need this fic in your lives (X)

if this hadn’t ended with that link i’d have had to put it there.

knopperbrister:

It’s definitely a casual construction. It seems i typically think of it in the form “gimme it” (which is mostly associated with children), so it goes with the *grabby hands* thing.

More data! Where are you from, and would you say it is mostly children’s language, or just something belonging to a casual register?

I’m from the mideastern USA (northern Virginia, specifically).  And… hmm.  I think it’s mostly children’s language?  Or language used by adults who are emulating a childish degree of enthusiasm/greediness/whatever?  Like, i’ll hear adults say it, but it’d be in a silly way.  (As in, telling you to gimme your dictionary from across a giant ocean. XD)

Gimme that, on the other hand, is just casual register, although usually accompanied with “would you?” or something to make it more polite and less demanding.

Moral:  Language is weird.

Reg: Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men–
Rosie: and women!
Reg: yes, and women, but it doesn’t fit the music
Rosie: if you want me and the girls on board you’ll make the music fit
Reg: …
Reg: do you hear the people sing? Singing the songofangrymenandwomen. It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again…..

punsbulletsandpointythings:

geekygothgirl:

culumacilinte:

glimmerbulb:

collaterlysisters:

prokopetz:

One of the distinctive features of Old Norse poetry is the use of kenning: a circumlocutory device in which a straightforward noun is replaced with an allusive phrase.

For example, a ship might be referred to as a “wave’s horse”; a sword, a “wound-serpent”; a shield, “the shame of swords”, and so forth. Sometimes, kennings could be embedded in other kennings – thus, one might have “feeder of war-gulls” = “feeder of ravens” = “warrior”; this is known as a doubled or extended kenning.

Though many conventions of English literature can be traced back to Old Norse roots, kenning isn’t much encountered these days – at least, not in most genres. There’s one particular genre where the art of kenning is alive and well, though.

I’m speaking, of course, of erotic fanfic.

Whether you’re referring to a penis as a “porn-truncheon” or a vagina as “squish-pocket” (both examples I’ve seen employed in all apparent seriousness, incidentally), that perfectly fits the form and function of a kenning. Indeed, these examples even adhere to the idiosyncratic grammatical structure of many Old Norse kennings, with the base word being modified by an uninfected noun determinant inserted as a compound prefix.

Euphemisms for sex acts, meanwhile, can be even more baroque, forming multi-level allusions in the manner of doubled/extended kennings. “To ride the baloney pony”, for example, employs the act of riding a horse as an allusion to penetrative sexual intercourse – but the contained phrase “baloney pony” is, itself, a kenning of the simple type, with “pony” as the base word and “baloney” as the determinant, making the whole phrase a doubled kenning.

There are practical reasons for this sort of practice, of course; e.g., complex euphemisms can help sexually explicit works sneak through content filters. Still, it’s kind of fascinating that smutty fanfic has managed to preserve – in virtually unaltered state – a poetic form that’s otherwise been largely extinct in English literature for the better part of a thousand years.

amazing

This is the kind of content I want on my dash!!

*head asplode* Right, I love kennings in old Anglo-Saxon and Norse poetry, I love them, and it NEVER OCCURRED TO ME that that thing that terrible porn does is kenning. *falls over laughing* I LOVE IT.

*props chin in hands* Talk dirty and historical linguistic devices to me baby. 

@miss-scandi I told you Kennings were awesome