its like bff necklaces but instead of “bff” theyre “im going to Fucking Destroy you”
Okay so this is definitely an appropriate gift for that special nemesis, but given the particular role of antibodies in the immune system, “you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand” is also an apt meaning and there has never been a better time to be alive
i HAD NOT but after a bunch of reading, it turns out that gouldian finches, when theyre freshly hatched and featherless, are often born in very dark nests. dark enough that its was suspected their brightly colored parents used to find it hard to actually locate their chicks mouths, which APPARENTLY led to the development … . of these
the little nodules are completely normal, and act as a light-reflecting homing beacon that guides their parents beaks in the right direction, which im SURE comes in handy but also has the side effect of being Really unnerving to watch in action
the chicks dont stop being nightmare bobbleheads until about 25 days later when their first feathers come in, but the little nightlights still remain visible until they get into their adult feathers and completely distance themselves from their shady past
while the colorful bumps on the beak seem to be unique to the goldian finches, the pattern on the INSIDE of the beak are pretty common in a lot finch species ( and other birds in general !)
Searching through my bag for lip balm and it’s just tampon tampon… Tampon. Like why are you always lip balm when I have my period, huh? Why are you not lip balm now my lips are like the fracking Atacama here ok
I receive that blessing & send it to everyone that follows me
And So It Is.
Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero
Gryffindor actual description: “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?” *sees spider and screams*
Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,
Ravenclaw actual description: hasn’t left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn’t notice because they’re so deep into the Internet
Slytherin online description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love
Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government
Hufflepuff online description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes
Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose
Kimchi and Justice 