everyone can wear makeup!!! all genders!!! makeup is for everyone! anyone can wear makeup. normalize makeup being seen as gender neutral because it is. makeup is for everyone
no one can wear make up! no genders! make up is for no one! no one can wear make up. normalize makeup being seen as gender nihilist because it is. makeup is for no one.
one person can wear makeup!!! only one!!! makeup is for one person! one person can wear makeup. normalize makeup being seen as the mark of god because it is. makeup is only for the one
I think that covers all the bases.
one person cannot wear makeup! it is fine for everyone else. everyone but that one person can wear makeup. normalize makeup being worn by everyone but him, because you fucking know what you did, Randy!
50% of people who apply to be makeup wearers can and must wear makeup because that is how you do a controlled experiment.
the other half will apply something they think is makeup, but is actually just powdered sugar
Anyone can wear makeup, but they can’t know what kind of makeup, and all makeup-related communication is taboo. All makeup-wearers are perfectly logical. If any makeup-wearers discover that they are wearing blue eyeshadow they must sacrifice themselves at sunrise.
People will put makeup on all people who don’t put makeup on themselves.
Everyone can wear makeup, but it’s illegal to buy. This is called the Swedish Model.
gryffindor: skinned knees, singed eyebrows, a candle held just a little bit too close to the face. ski-lodge hot chocolate. that trick people play with bic lighters where you end up holding a handful of flames. sparks from a burning christmas tree (whole needles drifting skyward, carried by the smoke – a new beginning to a new year.)
hufflepuff: new growth sprouting from the earth, turning clay on a potters wheel, warm food that tastes like home and sticks to the inside of your ribs. falling in love with a new pet. giving someone a cool rock. walking barefoot on pavement still warm from a day of sun, soaking up the earth’s energy through your feet.
ravenclaw: graph paper, open windows, immensely detailed and precise paper airplanes. sunny winter days. caffeine fueled epiphanies – watching the sun come up as you put the finishing touches on a paper and not caring because you know you made something worth being proud of. the way the wind moves your pages around when you’re reading outside, never quite losing your place.
slytherin: waves crashing against jagged rocks, evergreen trees silhouetted against a flat white sky. a clear mountain lake, every detail of the bottom visible from the surface except for the true depth of the water. a really well-fitting suit, the purposeful sound of high heels on linoleum. the film noir look of headlights on wet pavement. a city in the pouring rain.
Kimchi and Justice 