the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.
I’m here for the trans sky lesbian and her poly marriage.
eat right: more food from food dish, less lint from floor
get more exercise: jump for enriching dangle toy, not hide under bed till scary feathers go away
treat others with kindness: if awake before 7 am, no run at bed for flying leap to head of human even once, let alone over and over until human get up
stay positive:food coming soon. no need for scream
develop independent life skills: try eat food maybe once or twice without insist human sit on floor nearby for moral support. just try!
practice self-care: get on lap when human have full cup of coffee and about to watch the crown, not five minute before human leave for work
learn meteorology: if too cold for human to open window sixty second ago, it still too cold now. also cold outside bedroom window, bathroom window, living room window. all windows the same