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colorfuloddity:

gandalfthegreywarden:

welpwomp:

professor-remus:

datvikingtho:

lightgetsout:

satanstrousers:

em-in-the-den:

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

It got better

echolalaphile:

apropos of a conversation with @loiewaulker just now:  

Somebody make me a comic with Lemmy Kilmister, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman sitting at a table playing cards.  (She suggests we need a fourth one, but I dunno who.*)  Alan and David looking really annoyed as Lemmy brandishes a card, hollering “THE ACE OF SPAAAAADES!”, and one of them muttering to the other “yeah, he’s irritating, but he has the best tells.”

*Shit, I hope they’re not actually waiting for a fourth for their card game.  I dunno how much more of this I can take.

Natalie Cole.  She can be the fourth.  There we go, now nobody else has to die. 😛

In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one “tried to throw him out the window.” HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.

eillam:

tygridia:

hi-from-me:

fauxgingerwithasoul:

MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW.

SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING.

I’m sure at least for 20 years we will continue to find minor details like this about Harry Potter series

Guys, you just made my day… I’m going to laugh for a whole week thanks

DYING.

goldenskysolo:

stormpilotgirl:

hohohoesquartz:

imadoctornotablog:

uss-enterpenis:

waffle-sorter:

tanoraqui:

justanothersillylife:

oncemorewithapathy:

kyloh:

kyloh:

kyloh:

kyloh:

kyloh:

BB-8 gets a skateboard. BB-SK8

BB-8 gets a date. BB-D8

BB-8 sleeps in. BB-L8

BB-8 rates your blog. BB-R8

BB-8 makes a friend. BB-M8

BB-8 makes predictions. BB-F8

BB-8 doesn’t like it. BB-H8

BB-8 stumbles into the wrong science fiction universe: BB-EXTERMIN8

BB-8 can’t keep up: BB-W8

BB-8 stumbles into yet another wrong science fiction universe: BB-ASSIMIL8

BB-8 in the center of a headline media scandal: BB-G8

BB-8 falls into a box: BB-CR8

BB-8 goes into a garden: BB-G8

BB-8 reviews movies. BB-GR8

apropos of a conversation with @loiewaulker just now:  

Somebody make me a comic with Lemmy Kilmister, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman sitting at a table playing cards.  (She suggests we need a fourth one, but I dunno who.*)  Alan and David looking really annoyed as Lemmy brandishes a card, hollering “THE ACE OF SPAAAAADES!”, and one of them muttering to the other “yeah, he’s irritating, but he has the best tells.”

*Shit, I hope they’re not actually waiting for a fourth for their card game.  I dunno how much more of this I can take.

itsrockatansky:

stanleykubricky:

Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.

Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…

Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.

Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.

#you can say joss whedon it’s okay