sailorzombiestar:

ktcadabra:

I love this game.

“Somehow it never occurred to my princess, whom I’d lovingly crafted into a tense, paranoid warlord, that she shouldn’t empty a box of mysterious mailcandy into her mouth. You would think studying poison and espionage would have saved me from this espionage poison, but instead, a list of other skills, skills I never studied, princess skills, were key to avoiding this fate. I guess that’s the lesson: you can’t build a successful Arya without adding a little Sansa.”

PCGamer

“Oooh, I unlocked a new outfit.”

Christmas trains for Weeds, because hush it’s still Christmas until Epiphany.  These are toy trains which I saw with the Kid at Pittsburgh’s Children’s Museum.  Supposedly they show the train system from the height of Pittsburgh’s steel industry, about 120 years ago.

jobhaver:

me: would an apocalyptic angel with four legs wear pants like this, or like this

st. thomas aquinas: everything which is in pants has some position. now to have a position cannot benefit an angel, since his substance is devoid of quantity, the proper difference of which is to have a position. therefore an angel is not in pants.

st thomas aquinas’ friend: fuck ‘em up saint thomas aquinas

thexfiles:

thexfiles:

i love carrie fisher’s twitter because it’s just photos of her dog’s tongue, telling people to fuck off, embracing people calling her ‘mom’, retweeting old star wars set pictures, cute selfies (with her dog’s tongue), and favoriting tweets where people ask if she and harrison had an affair. and every tweet is complete with emojis and in the twitter style of cher. i love carrie fisher

bonuses (which probably fall under the ‘fuck off’ category):

anyways, i’m glad we have her

I might actually consider joining Twitter just to follow her.