Sprinkle Cookie Bites

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

yahtzee63:

jadebee:

itscarororo:

wut4:

thewoofles:

cephiedvariable:

lilian-deserves-tea:

chelsiefan71:

OMG!!! Brilliant!

Oh my goodness. You must watch this. Absolutely brilliant.

I never watch videos on tumblr. I am so glad I watched this one. Please watch it.

shut up Wesley AHAHAHAHAHAA

This is my new favorite Christmas song.

it’s baaack

@theladyem

It is the Christmas carol of my heart.

This genuinely made affection well up in me, for Star Trek, for fandom, for humans, ugh.

the-frozen-city:

Gives me life

feathersmoons:

camwyn:

YOU TURNED THE CABBAGE AND THE WOLF INTO GOATS

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SOLVE LOGIC PUZZLES

says YOU. it solved things just fine.

feathersmoons:

cloudycandyblog:

How to make 2,000-year-old-bread

this is so fucking cool

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

I can’t believe Mozart was the O.G. music pirate.

penroseparticle:

MOZART IS MY FAVORITE ANCIENT CRUSTY COMPOSER PERSON FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS BUT THE MOST PROMINENT IS HE IS ABSOLUTELY THE FRATBRO-EST ONE. HE HAS A SONG LITERALLY CALLED KISS MY ASS, HE PLAYED PIANO IN TRICKY WAYS AS A PARTY TRICK, HE LOVED DRINKING. HE PIRATED MUSIC.

MOZART IS SO EXCELLENT. MOZART FOR PRESIDENT

A Report On Alexander Hamilton Written By A Kid Who Has Only Listened to The Musical – The Toast – The Toast

into-the-weeds:

You should absolutely read the comments.

A Report On Alexander Hamilton Written By A Kid Who Has Only Listened to The Musical – The Toast – The Toast

Linguistics Christmas Jokes

allthingslinguistic:

allthingslinguistic:

How does a linguist wish someone a joyful Dec 25th?
Merry/Mary/marry Christmas!

What are Father Christmas’s linguist sisters and daughters called?
Relative Clauses

What does a linguist say when Santa just won’t leave you alone?
He’s lost the stalking/stocking distinction

What is a distinctive feature of the Christmas phonology of non-native English speakers?
No-dark-el

What presents did the three wise linguists bring?
Goal, epenthesis, and merge

What do linguists do under mistletoe?
Make quadrilabial clicks

What is a minty treat that linguists consume around Christmastime?
Chomsky canes

Which carrot-nosed entity came to life in a particularly strident fashion?
Fricative the snowman

Who is a grammatical but unattested candidate for pulling a linguist’s sleigh?
Rudolph the colourless-green-nosed reindeer

What nutmeg-sprinkled beverage does one drink around Linguistmas?
Wugnog

What do you put on top of an ungrammatical Linguistmas tree?
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tippingvelvets:

400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.