commodifiedsouls:

snapbacksandsoundtracks:

Stop telling me to respect Donald Trump
because he is the elected president.

Don’t ask me to respect a rapist.
Don’t ask me to respect a bully.
Don’t ask me to respect a misogynist.
Don’t ask me to respect a sexist.
Don’t ask me to respect a homophobe.
Don’t ask me to respect a racist.
Don’t ask me to respect an immature, privileged white male named Donald trump.

I will die before I respect a man rooted in hate. It’s not going to happen.

And ESPECIALLY don’t tell me to respect Donald Trump when you spent the last 8 years flagrantly disrespecting President Obama and being racist about it.

NEVER ACCEPT TRUMP AS PRESIDENT. EVER. Disrespect Trump as much as he disrespected President Obama. Protest. Fight back. He is not our president.

This is going to be the new “support the troops,” isn’t it.
It’s a red herring. Don’t fall for it.

Today my 7 year old son helped me vote, as he has done every year since he was old enough to follow directions. This year, with his baby sister watching, he pressed the button for Hillary Clinton.
My Facebook feed has been full of people sharing that they voted since about 6:30am.
I feel weirdly quiet.

whenimaunicorn:

boomeranq:

james sa corey continuing to bury themselves deeper and deeper into my heart

I take back EVERYTHING I said about not being ready to care about a new POV character…

triflesandparsnips:

teamrocketing:

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

hell pig

Are we not going to talk about Captain Hook tho?

adhd gothic

creaturesofnarrative:

jumpingjacktrash:

gorthu:

you are holding a thing. its in your hands. you look away for five seconds. you are no longer holding the thing and you cannot find it anywhere. you did not move from your spot. you do not know how this happened

you are scrolling down a website. you see something nice and you decide to read more about it. you scroll up to look into it. you see something nice. you decide you want to read more about it. you forgot the first thing you were going to search. you scroll down in hope to remember. you see something nice. you decide you want to read more about it.

there is a tear in one of your favourite outfits. you decide you can fix it. you grab the sewing supplies and put them down while you research how to do it. an hour passes. you wonder why there are sewing supplies by your bed.

where are your glasses?

there are three cups on your bedside table. you venture into the kitchen. you decide you want some water. you bring it back to your room. there are four cups on your bedside table.

youve had a towel around your shoulders for the past three hours. you are going to shower.

you’re watching a movie. you pick up your phone to have something to do while you watch the movie. you pause the movie. two days pass. you still havent finished the movie.

repeat to yourself so you wont forget, you think. repeat repeat repeat repeat. you no longer remember anything else but it. you look to the side. blue is a nice colour. what were you thinking about?

your leg wont stop shaking. it has a life of its own. you are not in control.

you wake from a nightmare, sweating: you dreamed someone erased your whiteboard. you turn on the light and heave a sigh of relief. it’s all still there. the list of things you were going to plant last spring but didn’t. the sweater design you knit one sleeve of. the christmas gift plans from 2009.

comicberks:

Goddamn it.

sasj:

Geometric Animations / 160926

nonbinerdy:

boykeats:

shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero

The thing that gets me is he didn’t ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like “cool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. don’t worry bud it’s on the house”

thelastunicorg:

Haha. That ADHD feel when you realise October is apparently ADHD month. On October 22.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

drfitzmonster:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

an-actual-sunflower:

cockenblog:

This is. so good.

All the Phony People
Where do they all come from?
All the Phony People
Where do they all belong?

Henry the intern
Looks at the dog and the children and takes off his coat
He is a goat.

Young secretary
Secretly hoping that nobody working can see
She’s made of bees.

All the Phony People
Where do they all come from?
All the Phony People
Where do they all belong?

If someone doesn’t turn this into an audio post I will be so dissapointed O.O

Michael from HR

Typing a memo to people he knows are not real

He is a seal

Dog out of trenchcoat

Happily sharing the news of his raise on the phone

Chewing a bone

All the Phony People

Where Do they all come from

All the Phony People

Working with no thumbs

oh god i can’t stop laughing

Next time me and my sweetie go out for karaoke, we’re singing this version 😀

It has been decided 😀