i love my disjointed internet community of young women who feel alienated 24/7 for reasons they cannot always quite fully express

beloved sir Terry Pratchett
”If you trust in yourself..and believe in your dreams…and follow your star…you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

You: Wet Moustache

Me, an intellectual: Moist von Lipwig

King of Memes

buckykingofmemes:

Or, how Tony Found Out About Bucky’s Blog.

Tony couldn’t seep. Sometimes he managed a few hours if he was tired enough, so usually he went to the gym and worked out until he was exhausted. Tonight, though, he found the gym already occupied: Barnes, with his hair tied up, working steadily at the heavy bag. Normally Tony would make an awkward comment and leave him to it, but instead he just heads for the opposite side of the gym. After setting up at one of the far treadmills, Tony worked his way to a easy run. Barnes was laying his fists rhythmically into the bag, and the quiet thumping was sort of strangely soothing. Between the running and the thumping, Tony slipped into a near-trancelike state.

And then Barnes let out an ungodly howl, drew back his left fist, and slammed it straight through the heavy bag with a roar of, “DIE A THOUSAND BURNING DEATHS!”

Tony fell off the treadmill, scrambled to his feet, and booked it to the elevator.

kingofmemes posted:

holy shit you guys there was a spider on my punching bag !!! thanks to my many years of combat experience & martial arts training things are okay now

Posted at 4:47 AM, 37294 notes

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d1rtypaws:

Not gonna lie, for the longest time I didn’t get that the horror of “for sale: babe shoes, never worn” was that the baby died before he could wear the shoes or whatever I thought it was “my kid is a fucking nightmare and I can’t get him to wear his shoes”.

All that quip shows is that Ernest Hemingway never listened to women, who would have told him that the one thing you know for sure about babies is that they never come out the size you fucking plan for.

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IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU