nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

bairnsidhe:

hiranyaksha:

excalibelle:

uglynb:

q-is-a-letter:

uglynb:

uglynb:

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

I’m here for the trans sky lesbian and her poly marriage.

new year’s resolutions for my cat

valencing:

eat right: more food from food dish, less lint from floor

get more exercise: jump for enriching dangle toy, not hide under bed till scary feathers go away

treat others with kindness: if awake before 7 am, no run at bed for flying leap to head of human even once, let alone over and over until human get up

stay positive: food coming soon. no need for scream

develop independent life skills: try eat food maybe once or twice without insist human sit on floor nearby for moral support. just try!

practice self-care: get on lap when human have full cup of coffee and about to watch the crown, not five minute before human leave for work

learn meteorology: if too cold for human to open window sixty second ago, it still too cold now. also cold outside bedroom window, bathroom window, living room window. all windows the same

[Podfic] Scenes From A Marriage: Hazy Days of Winter – RevolutionaryJo – Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

revolutionaryjo:

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Text & Art: Scenes From A Marriage: Hazy Days of Winter
Series Text & Art: 4 Minute Window
Author: Speranza / Artist: alby_mangroves
Fandom:
Captain America/Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing:
Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1:27:29

Author’s Summary: This is the 4 Minute Window Advent calendar for 2017.

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[Podfic] Scenes From A Marriage: Hazy Days of Winter – RevolutionaryJo – Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]