a fedoration of nice guys – Page 2

scyphozoic:

rubyfruitjumble:

teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing

oh my gd

pungent-petrichor:

notyourexrotic:

mslorelei:

Clippy, the animated assistant in Word, is well known as one of the most hated software features ever released. Now we know why Microsoft released it – because the male engineers didn’t listen to female user feedback. “Even Early Focus Groups Hated Clippy. Women told Microsoft the animated paper clip was leering at them. The software company didn’t listen.”

OMFG CLIPPY WAS DESIGNED AS THE ORIGINAL MANSPLAINER

THIS MAKES THIS MEME EVEN BETTER

Baaaaahahahahahahahaaaa

johnbrownsbodyy:

etherealmoongirlfriend:

Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf

When you hate women and you’re a homophobe you’re options are limited

I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.

Virginia Woolf (via theclassicsreader)

animentality:

arroh:

1. Pokémon Red
2. Pokémon Green
3. Pokémon Blue
4. Pokémon Yellow
5. Pokémon Gold / Silver
6. Pokémon Crystal
7. Pokémon Ruby
8. Pokemon Sapphire
9. Pokémon FireRed
10.Pokemon LeafGreen
11.Pokémon Emerald
12.Pokémon Diamond
13.Pokemon Pearl
14.Pokémon Platinum
15.Pokemon HeartGold
16.Pokemon SoulSilver
17.Pokémon Black
18.Pokemon White
19.Pokémon Black 2
20.Pokemon White 2
21.Pokémon X
22.Pokemon Y
23.Pokemon Omega Ruby
24.Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
25.Pokemon Snap
26.Pokemon Trading Card game
27.Pokemon Pinball
28.Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

Nailed it…

It’s almost like the stars aligned for this joke to be made

rabidchild67:

starquack:

feigenbaumsworld:

nudityandnerdery:

meghanwaslike:

rageturtleswaggg:

barbelllift-and-fooditem:

thejurassicjuan:

firelordsarah:

Omfg drinking wine is too feminine for you that you gotta call it “brosé” grow up

i can’t believe this nonsense

Manscato

Penis Grigio

Cabronet

Mangria.

Sauvmengnon Blanc

Chardonotgay

Nohomoscadet

thatpeculiarchild:

“not all men” you’re right, Gomez Addams would never do this

isadoro:

inabasket:

maeamian:

meghanwaslike:

rageturtleswaggg:

barbelllift-and-fooditem:

thejurassicjuan:

firelordsarah:

Omfg drinking wine is too feminine for you that you gotta call it “brosé” grow up

i can’t believe this nonsense

Manscato

Penis Grigio

Cabronet

Broquet

Zinfandude

Brosecco

upbeatpluto:

poetic:

Oh shit

franquipanda

twerks4loanpayments:

krissykillstheweight:

starkktrek:

why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

i mean

when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

Lmfaoooooo