incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:

Lydia Bennet: When have I ever done something stupid and irresponsible?

Mary Bennet: Do you want the list in chronological or alphabetical order?

[Elizabeth Bennet is crying after having discovered about Lydia Bennet’s elopement with George Wickham]
Mr. Gardiner: What’s wrong, Lizzie? Why are you crying? What happened?
Mrs. Gardiner: Are you okay? Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I’ll go talk to them if you want me to.
Mr. Darcy: WHERE ARE THEY? I’LL FUCKING KILL THEM.

violacakes:

orsenselikegravity:

my kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas

Luckily for Mr Darcy this also turned out to be his kink.

Caroline Bingley: I thought you hated writing letters?
Mr. Darcy: Don’t be silly, I’m a fan of anything that replaces actual human contact.

Jane Bennet: Lizzie, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?
Elizabeth Bennet: Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?