triflesandparsnips:

BROS. I HAVE EXCITING NEWS.

So with my new “I’m going to art the shit out of my problems” life plan, I’ve got some cool things you might be interested in. 

First! I have a series of erotic/romantica short stories available on Amazon – four stories in the series, and the fifth/last one to come shortly. Want to see if they’re your cup of tea? For this week (so May 2 through May 6), the first one is FREE. The rest? Ninety-nine cents, which is less than a candy bar and full of much more nougat.*

(*Nougat content varies.)

Click on the cover below to take you to the first story in the series:

But wait! THAT’S NOT ALL.

I’m starting up (again) my youtube video series “Stories About Stories” – which none of you know about! BUT NOW YOU DO. I take public domain books, short stories, ballads, and plays and tell them in much the same manner as, say, someone who only remembers half of what’s going on at any given moment and also uses accidental puppets. Behold one of my favorite eps, soon to be close captioned because I want to be a good bro:

FINALLY: You may have heard me talk in the past about my concept magic shop. Well, bros, I have made it real. I’ll be creating individual supernatural/paranormal art pieces, one of a kind, and selling them for reasonable prices. What kinds of things? Check it:

As these things are updated/created, I’ll put up new posts so you can follow along.

And if you like anything you see, or if you want to support my dangerous art habits, check out my Patreon (linky here). There are cool goals, and nifty rewards, and generally a good time had by all.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT AND SORRY FOR TOMORROW’S REBLOG.