bangedandbitter:

Pinnacle of technology

WHAT IS THIS I NEED IT

@loiewaulker, do you recognize this uniform? i almost do…

y’know, when i think about it, i can’t really blame the trojans for taking the trojan horse into their city despite all the warnings they got

after all

Nobody was in it

My cousin and her wife just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife and when I asked my cousin’s wife why. She grinned and said “they’re Catlery”

chloebeale:

oh my stars

feathersmoons:

hannibal-and-dory:

catcomixzstudios:

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

Sister, can I have two live bears please?

No, that’s ursury.

redshoesnblueskies:

racethewind10:

lindsayribar:

aprillikesthings:

tuulikki:

michaelmoonsbookshop:

michaelmoonsbookshop:

The Kiss of the oceans – postcard from 1923

[Sold]

So what I’m taking away from this is that the Panama Canal made shipping possible between two oceans.

^^^^^ what you did there

I see it

Reblogging for best pun literally ever.

@koriitime

@copperbadge

brassy:

when my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down

You’ve heard of

peachbite:

skull-warband:

punk-rock-pixie:

arlisbloxer05:

a-fantasical-dream:

NOW GET READY FOR

…i don’t get it.

Nobody say anything.

HA

teehee

copperbadge:

charlesoberonn:

A crossover between the tale of King Midas and the tale of King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold.

I think it would be blindly touching.

I think my least favorite part of being autistic is how completely disconcerting it is to hear a remix or acoustic version of a song i know well. Even if it’s good, it’s WRONG.