Tag: as a bisexual i can confirm the authenticity of these statements

bemusedlybespectacled:

aprilslady:

aprilslady:

measuringinlove:

zforzelma:

zforzelma:

Beatrice and Benedict are same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are both extremely surprised when they end up falling for someone of the opposite sex.

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear said:

hot take: beatrice saying “he hath EVERY month a new sworn brother” about benedick is her teasing him for just having an endless string of boyfriends

Yes. Good. Excellent. Just as Shakespeare intended.

@toomanyfeelings5

YES. YES. ALL TRUE.

I would also like to add that ‘And a good soldier to a lady. But what is he to a Lord?’ is Beatrice asking for confirmation that Benedick is a bottom

David Tennant and Catherine Tate best encapsulate the bi disaster vibes each of them give

Look at these dorks

“he is no less than a stuffed man” is ALSO beatrice confirming benedick’s a bottom and you can quote me on that

prokopetz:

batzendrick:

prokopetz:

Declaring that things are bisexual culture is bisexual culture.

Bi culture is a metaculture?

While I can’t speak for everyone, I can say that I personally have never met a bisexual person – myself included – who wasn’t on some level deeply fascinated with storytelling and humour that self-referentially vanishes up its own arse.

bifacts:

zypherion-immortalis:

bifacts:

cheek-to-cheek-in-hell:

bifacts:

Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

does it need to be a bisexual duck

Yes

Bisexual A4 paper too?

Okay, now you’re just being silly.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

nekobites:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

it-was-just-a-reflektor:

“you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys”

oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master

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You must travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Defeat the elite four to get the Quadgender badge and then defeat your rival the Bisexual

That is definitely how it works O.O