today’s exercise: not biting the people you asked to help you clean and organize your kitchen when they attempt to actually do that
Tag: AUGH
the fucking slapping noise is incredible
This is unsettling.
Holy moly
It has begun.
I’m no theologian, but I know Armageddon when I see it. Pack your shit, get the kids in the car, and get the fuck out of there.
George Washington’s 1761 Ad Seeking Four Fugitive Slaves
This demon that is a “founding father”. Rubbish human being.
why are children always so sticky???? please stop that???? wash your hands tiny human???
“Anything could make Wentworth sticky. Washed and
dried and left in the middle of a clean floor for five minutes,
Wentworth would be sticky. It didn’t seem to come from anywhere. He just
got sticky.”
Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
That awkward moment when I feel like I can’t post personal stuff because people that I knoW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME AND THEY CANT KNOW MY SECRETS BUT STRANGERS CAN
Kimchi and Justice 