Tag: bahahahaha

fandomsandfeminism:

elfwreck:

curriebelle:

Watsonian response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast than Ocean’s 11 because they’re pulling a different heist that requires fewer people.

Doylist response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast than Ocean’s 11 to differentiate the movies from each other.

Critical Feminist response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast because they couldn’t think of eleven different jobs women could do.

The Truth: Ocean’s 8 is true to life because women have to pull off the same shit as men with 70% of the resources.

Crone response: Everyone knows 27% of the men in any organization are just dead weight that the rest are too cowardly to kick out.

Ahahaha

alluringalliteration:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

bnprime:

itsreallystupid:

vi-is:

FIN DU GAME
J’ai découvert le plus grand secret de la saga Star Wars.

(quelqu’un sait comment mettre une image géante sur tumblr ?)

I don’t speak French but this gold

this is fantastic:
theory: darth vader eats grated cheese
argument 1. milk exists 

argument 2. moisture exists
therefore: cheese exists 

argument 3: vader can’t eat anything while wearing his mask and he can’t take of his mask when he’s not in his little room. 

argument 4: the bottom of his mask is a cheese grater
therefore: he must use it to grate cheese so that he can eat it. 

oh my GOD WHAT

This is it. This is why I spent 15 years learning french.

bunjywunjy:

duckbunny:

morkaischosen:

probablybadrpgideas:

Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill.

and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses.

well I don’t have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they’re guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those?

I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we’re using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago.

it’s fuckin wonderful, is what it is.

allthingslinguistic:

Linguistics takes on the Hallelujah meme 

This is a wug, a novel word.
It’s new to you (it’s not a bird)
You don’t already know its plural, do ya?
And now you see another one.
There are two of them, two that come.
Two ___ you say, such grammar, hallelujah!

Kids’ rules are strong but we needed proof,
So Berko showed us all the truth;
The beauty of her work sends shivers through you.
The task she gave them wasn’t hard:
She showed them pictures drawn on cards
And from their lips drew plurals, hallelujah!

darkseraphscorner:

absolutelyaddictedpoldarky:

stagecoachjessi:

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

Two more of my favorites:

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These are great..made me smile😊💖

The fact these exist are truly amazing.

In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.

Google the BBC’s lost archives to find out more.