Tag: bahahahaha

juliuscaesarofficial:

schmergo:

Sometimes I worry maybe I’m the friend that no one likes but they all think everyone else likes me, so they all hide it, but then someone confesses they hate me, and everyone else agrees, and they team up to all stab me in the back 23 times at the Senate on the Ides of March

i have found that this is a perfectly valid concern

leofitzisms:

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

Guide To Shakespearean Tragedies

Romeo and Juliet: For never was a story of more woe/ Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
Julius Caesar: For never was a story of more blood and guts/ Than this of Rome and her Julius.
Othello: For never was a story with more calling an innocent lady a ho/ Than this of Desdemona and her Othello
Macbeth: For never was a story of more death/ Than this of Lord and Lady Macbeth.
Titus Andronicus: For never was a story more ludicrous/ Than this of Titus Andronicus
Richard III: For never was a story of less chill/ Than this of Richard and those he killed
King Lear: For never was a story more weird/ Than this of three girls and their dad, King Lear
Antony and Cleopatra: For never was a story of dying in more agony/ Than this of Cleopatra and her Antony
Coriolanus: For never was a story of more gayness/ Than this of Aufidius and his Coriolanus
Hamlet: For never was a story more overblown/ Than this of Prince Hamlet and the Danish throne.

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

lizardlicks:

schmergo:

toomanyfeelings5:

kisshamlet:

macduf:

kisshamlet:

hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change

Horatio: Goodnight, sweet prince [LIFTS HAMLET ACTOR INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GROUND] 

THE PLAY ENDS WITH THE FOUR CAPTAINS DUNKING HAMLET’S CORPSE INTO A COFFIN AT LIKE 90 MILES AN HOUR

SLAMLET.

“Alas, poor Yorick…” (Shatters the skull)

It is way too late at night for me to be awake because i am LOSING MY SHIT over this post