fahye:

polylove-girls-blog:

neurotoxinsonline:

protip for polyamory: make sure all your partners have unique but complementary skill sets
this way, it’s a very simple matter to take over the world and make everyone bow to you and yours

This ended differently than expected

I’m pretty sure this is the plot of Leverage

marxistswithattitude:

baruchobramowitz:

rabbi, is there a blessing for the discourse?

“yes. may G-d bless and keep the discourse…far away from us!”

God damn it

adirotynd:

adirotynd:

okay but the University of Texas has a masters in astronomy and Neil deGrasse Tyson got his there so presumably it is a p good program right

a program in which perhaps Jane Foster might have participated, brilliant astrophysicist that she is

related: the training to be pararescue also takes place in Texas

I’m not saying Jane Foster and Sam Wilson definitely banged on some heady exams are over/I’m out of training weekend, buuuuuut

and then they run back into each other at some Avengers party and like oh you’re that Jane Foster, oh you’re that Sam Wilson, and they’re nervous because like, not that Thor would be jealous exactly, it’s just sort of awkward right, it was no big deal, it’s whatever, it was a long time ago

and Thor’s like but this is excellent news! I’ve been unsure of the polite way to broach the topic of a threesome on your planet, but I can only assume this is your way of suggesting one! your place or ours? 😀

Thor follows Jane and Sam into the bedroom like so:

hiddlespearium:

#IVE BEEN HERE THIRTY SECONDS

thesassyblacknerd:

miketooch:

When you’re in a bad mood but there’s nothing actually wrong.

I am Namor.

fandomsgonecrazy:

BISEXUAL JAMES POTTER who at some point definitely slammed open the dorm room door and went “I’m here, queer and sometimes a deer”.

The rhetoric is a lie!

loiewaulker:

For all those who’ve had a bit of enough from VD/Theodore Beale, and may not care to dig through his recent co-bloviating (w/ Milo Yiannopoulos) excretion..

blue-author has a solution for you!

Theophilus Pratt’s Hymenaeus house (proudly associated with “Sad Puppies Review Books” ) coincidentally released a book with 100% less ‘rhetoric’ in the title, and 50% more chapter ‘5’s.

That’s right, John Scalzi Is Not A Very Popular Author And I Myself Am
Quite Popular: How SJWs Always Lie About Our Comparative Popularity
Levels just broke street date, and is (in my opinion) an absolute gem.

This book *begs* to be read aloud, and not just by John Scalzi, so I’m keen to share it with you all.

But (in the immortal words of Levar Burton) you don’t have to take my word for it.. check it out for yourself!

(ob. disclaimer)
And, because it’s actually about ethics in /s/.*/book reviews/ (rolls
eyes), I declare that I’ve no skin in this game (as it were).

Asexual Pick Up Lines

squiddleprincess:

Hey baby, are you a firework?

Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.

phipiohsum475:

conductoroftardislight:

ghostopossum:

tren10:

FUCK

but he was a carpenter

^

Okay, I’m sorry, but that’s frickin’ HILARIOUS.

If you are going to ask an insanely ridiculous question, you can’t get pissy when someone comes up with the best answer of all time.

This is a joke that I’d bet Jesus would laugh at.

rob-anybody:

spacetwinks:

turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass

#–said sam vimes at some point probably (via stardust-rain)