MY FAVOURITE trope is the
“leave all your weapons”
*takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*and then
“i said ALL of them”
*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*
And then
*stern look**pulls out one more tiny pistol*
Tag: bahahahaha
after bones retires, he publishes his memoirs about serving as CMO on the enterprise, a bestseller among future medical officers in starfleet. it is called 1701 COMPLETED RESIGNATION FORMS I NEVER SUBMITTED (BUT SHOULD HAVE)
#hydra agents hearing steve softly crying into his pillow every night
#how loudly do I masturbate? #whose names have I called when I came? #Do they know I curse at the electronics when I can’t figure them out #DO THEY KNOW I WATCH THE HALLMARK CHANNEL


day 23: they still think im one of them
I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters
when you feel sad just remember that the English language has a dedicated verb for sending people links to a Rick Astley music video
Yeah! There’s a really good article about the history and linguistic implications of that verb here.
I know what this is but I’m gonna click it anyway
The real tragedy here is that this all could have been avoided if people with pee-hoses just sat the fuck down.
i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point
“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”
i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad
everyoneispolybecauseavengers:
life hacks: don’t play cards with mischievous spies
(but first and foremost don’t play cards with seemingly most un-mischievousness person ever aka cap because he is a cheating cheat that cheats at cards)
–suggested by zepysgirl
Aaaah, so cute! I love this whole series, but somehow missed seeing this one!


