Tag: bahahahaha

feathersmoons:

starspray:

lintamande-reblogs:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Tolkien started rewriting the Hobbit in the style of LotR, but what I really want is the Silmarillion in the style of the Hobbit. 

In a hole in the fabric of the universe there lived a god. 

Now, this was not one of those minor gods of bedtime stories or petty wars for heaven; this was the One God, all-loving and all-knowing, who created the world – only he hadn’t created the world just yet, which is why he was sitting in a hole in the fabric of the universe.

#that sounds more like douglas adams

and it is glorious

Things that the more irrepressible (probably Sindarin) elves of Rivendell have dared each other into asking Bilbo to do, #3785.

Elrond had to contain his horrified face.

Gandalf, on the other hand, went out on the balcony, shut the door, and had the best laugh he’s had this Age. He promptly copied it to take home and share with Lorien, Tulkas, Estë and Varda, because they’d all get a kick out of it.

(Manwë would pretend he didn’t and pretend to be Disappointed as Varda’s whoops of laughter accidentally create three more constellations, but she’s always felt he takes himself too seriously anyway.) (Also inside he’s a goey marshmallow.)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lookingveryshane2day:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

tbskyen:

charlesoberonn:

nexya:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

Fucking Halfdan.

I’m just imagining future archaeologists thinking that Kilroy was some kind of all-seeing deity

Confusing archeologists of the future is a good reason to do something

That’s why I want my skeleton buried atop a horse skeleton with a shark skeleton posed like it was fighting us

When some douchebag digs up my bones in a few thousand years time I want them to be puzzled by why the horse/land shark battles were left out of the history books

thefingerfuckingfemalefury shhh we must mention the terrifying land shark wars

It was a dark time for us all