bahahahaha – Page 33 – Kimchi and Justice

magicalmrtaco:

gengarsgastlytrombonesolo:

When gay nerds meet

Oh my god this is beautiful poetry

i….. found this.. in my fanarts folder. i cant believe i drew this. …

based on this post by verysharpteeth

Worf: Midwife extraordinaire

thegayteen:

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want

jealously:

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

HO L YSH IT

70sprogrock:

jedavu:

An Interactive Mirror Built from 450 Rotating Penguins by Daniel Rozin

https://player.vimeo.com/video/129674054?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0

I want to see one in every home by 2025

baldymonster:

hxdeharia:

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

Why did I laugh so much

To be fair, the DEVASTATOR probably has incredibly weak, buzzy vibrations given that it’s made by a company that uses jelly rubber…

#still not understanding why so many people want sex toys to be discreet #but whatever floats your boat #i like my sex toys to look like weird art #why yes hello good sir #that is indeed my 3D medical grade stainless steel punctuation mark #without words it is impossible to tell if it’s an apostrophe or comma #thus does it symbolize the ambiguity of a contextless existence #also it’s for fucking

lemonsharks:

laughhard:

Googled sharknato instead of sharknado; did not disappoint

they might get more done than actual nato

digitaldiscipline:

nonternary:

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
A stately pleasure-dome decreed.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

ow ow ow ow ow

not that it isn’t marvelous, but this must be what those folks who see the picture of gandalf, with the quote from obi-wan kenobi, attributed to snape… this must be that feel.