life hack: if you are ever invited to a 70’s theme party, ALWAYS assume it is the 1770’s and dress up as a founding father
Tag: best practice
rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy
paintedtapestry THIS SCENE
#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)
beat your depression
beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die
Shoutout to all the dudes trying to pick me up at B&N for inspiring this business card design
That’s beautiful.
how to respond to unwanted dick pics: step 1. destroy him