Spear Theory (alternative to Spoon Theory)

knight-errant-of-chaos:

So I know about spoon theory but it never really made sense to me. Why spoons? What does it mean? I get the concept but the metaphor doesn’t make much sense to me. Ancient warfare does though!

Like a general in the time of Alexander the Great, you start out your day (campaign) with so many spears (soldiers), let’s say your army is 20,000 spears strong.

As you progress through your day you lose these spears (casualties, attrition, desertion, etc.) Each task (battle) can reduce your spears, and so can just getting through the day (marching).

You need to make strategic decisions about your day, one task may seem important or vital but could cost too many spears damaging your campaign and progress, leading to defeat elsewhere.

When you’re low on spears, you may still attempt a hard task, but pushing yourself to do this could be a bad idea. If you do this, you may become like Pyrrhys of Epirus, winning the battle (task) but with such heavy losses it is only a Pyrrhic victory leading to later problems (problems like a Roman invasion).

“But you CAN do it if you want to”

“Keep talking like that and you will be kissing the boot of Rome in no time”

When you feel you need to, you can rest, and celebrate the victories of the day; gaining new recruits (replenishing your spears) and keeping morale high.

So yeah! That’s Spear Theory! You are the commander of your own life, and nobody knows how to use your army better than you. Go forth and conquer.

May Athena guide you to victory!

“Keep talking like that and you will be kissing the boot of Rome in no time” XD

People say that you should really do something out of your comfort zone. Why? I worked very hard to find my comfort zone. It was really rough and I can’t even get there that often. Takes all day and I gotta get off to a good start and do all the right things and avoid the right people and find all the right people and do all of these things to find my comfort zone. And then I’m supposed to do something outside of my – Fuck you! You do something outside your comfort zone. My comfort zone is hard-won….

But then, that’s where popular culture and pop psych comes in and wants – and the shtick I was looking at last night was that like, so, if it’s ‘afraid’, then, ‘You should do the things you’re afraid of’. Why? Why? I have felt quite enough fear. I don’t think I will benefit from more fear. I don’t think it’s the missing element in my life. I don’t think that’s the thing I need to be seeking out. ‘Go to the places that scare you.’ No! I have carved out an awesome space in which I don’t have to visit the places that scare me. I don’t like them there. I’ve been there. I know more about them than you, person telling me to go to the places that scare me.

John Darnielle, 2014-04-19 and 2014-04-20 at the Old Town School of Folk Music, Chicago ( track 18 in https://archive.org/details/tmg2014-04-19.oldtown.flac16 and track 21 in https://archive.org/details/tmg2014-04-20)

Go to the places that scare you.

No! I have carved out an awesome space in which I don’t have to visit the places that scare me. I don’t like them there. I’ve been there. I know more about them than you, person telling me to go to the places that scare me.

(via courage-charting)

kittenesque:

aconfusedbird:

let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)

pros:

  1. it’s gender neutral
  2. you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician
  3. you can compare all your friends to cats (always good)

cons:

  1. ????

it makes sense since, from what i’m aware, everybody wants to be a cat, because, apparently, a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at