You know what would be great? A festival where we can eat a ton of starchy carbohydrates and fats, said every human culture ever.
You know what would be better? FASTING (a great deal of human culture)
You know what would be even better??
*human culture looks at each other, quivering with nervous excitement*
FASTING followed by FEASTING!
*fireworks explode, human culture high fives itself, falls over*
oh and alcohol.
Tag: but actually
Sightreading
Witches When Faced with an Antagonist
New Witch: I’ll do a spell to make them go away. First I need twelve candles, three kinds of crystals, five different herbs, and when’s the next full moon?
Intermediate Witch: Eh, how’s one candle and a mushroom I found in my pocket for a curse? It goes “I hate you please die.”
Experienced Witch: Probably faster just to tell them to fuck off.
magrat
nanny ogg
granny weatherwax
This might be the best response I’ve seen to this post yet.
100% true response is true.
the dress rehearsal vs. opening night
Men describing women’s appearances and bodies in literature is universally traumatic
Kerouac, this means you bud.
Men writing women: always ready to answer the urgent question “yes, but what are her breasts doing while all this is going on”
like every captain america movie really:
people: steve, this is how things are gonna be
steve: i am going to have to respectfully disagree with you and walk away calmly
steve: [walks away calmly]
steve: [rides back in on a motorcycle ready to fuck shit up] oN SECOND THOUGHT–
why are sloths the only animal named after a sin why aren’t chihuahuas called wraths
Kimchi and Justice 