but actually – Page 8 – Kimchi and Justice

best of joe wright’s 2005 p&p commentary track

The road to el darado is basically thor loki and niki manaj

thesylverlining:

amelia-laelia:

amelia-laelia:

The best feeling is after a long day taking off your bra and letting the beasts be free.

OK WOW I MEANT BREASTS NOT BEASTS THEY ARE NOT SOME MYTHICAL CREATURE I KEEP TRAPPED UNDER MY SHIRT

well i know what i’m calling my boobs now

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hoursago:

for real though look me in the eye and tell me which is more likely for these two

sokkaflockaflameo:

That awkward moment when I feel like I can’t post personal stuff because people that I knoW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME AND THEY CANT KNOW MY SECRETS BUT STRANGERS CAN

shieldwitch:

beggars-opera:

kuttithevangu:

Barbara Tuchman says the widespread apparently juvenile behavior of medieval Europe should be considered in light of the fact that most of active society was in fact people in their teens and twenties

Which on the one hand is like one of those things that’s obvious once it’s pointed out

But also its funny to think there was a whole historians’ tradition of being like “why were medieval kings so overemotional” until Tuchman clears her throat and goes… “Ahem… Have you ever met an eighteen year old boy” and then everyone’s like “oooooh”

See also: revolutionary Boston

“Okay listen realistically I’m going to die of pox, plague, or The French Disease by the time I’m 25 if I’m not poisoned. It’s a miracle that I’m even standing here today. I’ve got a team of bishops paid to pray for my soul in shifts so I’ve got heavenly insurance in the likely occurrence I am stabbed as soon as I leave this chamber. So you know what? I’m gonna fuck shit up. The neighboring duke looked at me weird last feast day; let’s start with him.”

faewithoutconsequence:

cloaga:

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens

What I love about Alexandre Dumas, in contrast, is he got paid by the line. So it’s not really wordy, it more like 80% dialogue which makes it sound pretty modern but also ends up like-

“Where are we going now?”

“We are going to the city.”

“Which city?”

“Paris.”

“We are going to Paris?”

“Yes.”

feathersmoons:

star-anise:

copperbadge:

*reblogs just to poke Fira*

WRITE ABOUT PEPPER AND/OR RHODEY ON THE MOON WITH STEVE AND FORGET TONY ALTOGETHER :D?

That means leaving Tony on earth without Pepper, Rhodey, OR STEVE.

That’s like leaving a five year old alone in a house with a box of EZ-strike matches. Are you high.

feathersmoons:

multifandomm-mess:

fireandblcod:

shaestel:

people call on the ‘science side of tumblr’ because generally scientists are eager lil nerds willing to help others

people don’t call on the history side of tumblr because all historians are – without fail – sarcastic angry assholes looking to start a fight

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There will never be a day where I won’t reblog this.

Nor when I don’t add: besides, you don’t need to ask us. We will tell you -WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

partychance:

partychance:

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?