Clothes sharing is just like the ultimate fluffy trope. Like fuck yes, give me one person in my otp letting the other wear their letterman jacket around school like every cheesy high school romance in existence. Give me the smaller one walking around in the bigger one’s oversized, worn sweatshirt and socked feet, with their hair all messed up from sleeping. Give me my otp wearing those dumb but adorable coupley shirts that match each other. Just give it to me in every variation possible I love that shit it’s so cute I can’t handle it.
Everybody else is either flying or a supersoldier and he’s just a normal ass guy doing cardio
They’re gonna get there and he’s gonna be tired
You know what he needs? Space roller skates. Where’s Channing Tatum?
Did you honestly just suggest Clint use the equivalent of heelies to keep up with the rest of #teamcap? Because I think he’d be down with it.
It’s either that or a little red wagon -painted purple, enthusiastically and to all appearances in the dark- and lassoing Cap to pull it as he goes by.
I think overall he’d be a fan of the “everyone stops being so fucking stupid and we just skip the whole thing” option, really.