Tag: Clint needs a tag

H Is for Hawkeye (Hardcover)

alycat150:

hoosierbitch:

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING

THE TAGS THOUGH:

h is for hawkeye an iowa alphabet WRITTEN BY THE CHILDREN OF CLINT AND LAURA BARTON PROBABLY A IS FOR APPLE B IS FOR BANDAID C IS FOR COFFEE D IS FOR DANGIT I STUBBED MY TOE E IS FOR EVERYBODY DANCE NOW F IS FOR FUDGESTICKS G IS FOR GRITS H IS FOR HAWKEYE HAHA DAD WE MEAN KATE SHE’S MUCH COOLER THAN YOU I IS FOR IODINE J IS FOR JESUS CHRIST BARTON WHAT DID YOU FALL OFF OF K IS FOR KILI FROM THE HOBBIT L IS FOR LUCKY M IS FOR MOM WE LOVE YOU N IS FOR NATASHA O IS FOR OUCH P IS FOR PHIL WHO ISN’T DEAD WTF STOP SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE KIDS BARTON Q IS FOR QUESTIONS KIDS SHOULDN’T ASK THEIR PARENTS UNTIL THEY’RE AT LEAST NINETY R IS FOR RECURVES IS FOR STABBING T IS FOR OUR FLYING TRACTOR U IS FOR ULTRON OUR DAD KICKED HIS ASS V IS FOR VALENTINE CLINT PUT DOWN THE CUPID BOW W IS FOR WHAT ARE YOU WRITING THERE X IS FOR X-RAYS Y IS FOR WHY DID WE HAVE ANOTHER KID CLINT THERE’S PUKE ON EVERYTHING Z IS FOR ZEBRA DUH (via hoosierbitch)

H Is for Hawkeye (Hardcover)

last-snowfall:

love-buckybarnes:

Two well trained assassins reverting to biting each other and hair pulling.

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That’s not reverting! It’s actually fighting as hard as they SHOULD be.

Frankly there should have been more biting, a lot of clawing and a bunch of going for the eyes.

This is also two well trained assassins fighting quite possibly the only person in the world who knows their style and all their weak spots perfectly.