creaturesofnarrative:

I know some of you out there are also Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail fans, please come yell with me about it because my obsession needs a release valve like whoa

Like, tell me what parts are your favorite and which made you shriek out loud and which of the Olds you want as a surrogate grandparent (spoiler alert: all of them) and-and-and-

OH GOD ALL THE YELLING

CONFIRM

ONE DAY I WILL PODFIC THE ENTIRE THING AND THEN MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE FROM ALL THE TALKING

BUT IT WILL BE AMAZING

I LOVE THE WHOLE THING ALL OF IT AAAAAH

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srsly though how does she make you laugh and then sob in the same paragraph

MULTIPLE TIMES PER CHAPTER

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that bit in Team Building Exercises where Tony finds out about his arm

“Pain levels standard”

and you realize that he has never mentioned pain until that moment

and that everything must hurt all the time AAAGH

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ALL THE OLDS YES GOOD i have very specific voices for them

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And the HEDGE and the TROUBLESOME REDHEAD and yelling at Steve from the rooftop with Clint and and and and and

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I STILL.

CANNOT GO.

INTO A STARBUCKS.

WITHOUT HAVING TO FORCIBLY STOP MYSELF FROM ORDERING A THREE-SHOT TWO-PUMP WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA WITH EXTRA WHIP.

STILL.

rallyonward:

sarahexplosions:

CONFIRM

CONFIRM