Tag: December traditions remix

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

postmodern-baseball:

idk if y’all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they’re attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles

and despite being australian they don’t bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it’s such a good and pure feeling and yeah

‘despite being australian’

“We know what your thinking but this does not want to kill you”

archiemcphee:

Throughout the long and festive history of cute, scary, and/or funny photos taken with Santa Claus, no one has ever been as excited to sit on Santa’s lap as Kya the Shiba Inu.

Kya’s favorite toy is a mini Santa (she even has a backup Santa), so last year her humans thought it would be a special Christmas treat to take her to meet a real-life Santa at the mall.

Clearly they made the right decision:

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[via BuzzFeed, h/t Pleated-Jeans]

batzendrick:

fuck-customers:

The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.

My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the “War on Christmas” bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it:

“Merry Christmas.”
“Happy holidays.”
“No. I said Merry Christmas.”
“Do you know what Hanukkah is about?”
“No, what?”
“Some people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and killed them. Happy Hanukkah.”