A fuckboy is the guy who will go around calling women “thirsty hoes” but like 30 profile pictures in a row and comment “hot” under one of them because he thinks somehow it’ll get him laid.
A fuckboy is the guy who calls girls sluts but goes around begging chicks for nudes out of fucking nowhere.
A fuckboy is the guy who sends unrequested dick pics with no context to women he’s barely spoken to.
A fuckboy is a guy who regularly uses phrases like “bros before hoes”
A fuckboy is a guy whose idea of flirting is “what would u do if i was there right now lol”
A fuckboy can often be spotted by his asking if you want to play “the 21 questions game” which is a trap to ask if you’re a virgin or not
A fuckboy is a guy who will call you a prude if you don’t want to fuck anyone, but call you a slut if you want to fuck someone who isn’t him.
A fuckboy is a guy who will disrespect you and try and get with you in the same breath.
A fuckboy is a guy whose idea of foreplay is kind of touching your clit twice before he tries to move on to sex
A fuckboy is a guy who tries to text you even when he already has a girl
A fuckboy is a guy who continues to hit on you even when you’ve said no
A fuckboy is a guy who pretend to invite you over for “Netflix and pizza” which is a bummer because it’s totally ruined legitimately inviting people over for Netflix and pizza
A fuckboy is any guy who’s ever told you “smile, beautiful” while you’re just walking down the street minding your own fucking business
A fuckboy is the kind of guy you have to lie about having a boyfriend to in order to get him to leave you alone.
A fuckboy is a guy who will tell you “you’re not like the other girls” like that’s a compliment because he doesn’t have any respect for them.
A fuckboy is a guy who will tell you “my exes were all crazy” even though you know them to be totally fine, kind, measured people.
A fuckboy is a guy who will tell you “guys don’t like it when you -bullshit bullshit bullshit-” and try to shame you because of your weight, hair, style, use of makeup or anything else that you do in order to express yourself because in their tiny fuckboy minds you only exist to attract them.
This is a beautiful manifesto. Bless you and bless this post.
Ladies, looks like you have the blueprint now. Kinda no excuse to deal with any of those shitheads anymore.
A fuckboy is a guy who reads a list of descriptions of fuckboy characteristics and immediately places all responsibility on women to avoid men who act like that, rather than on men to not be fuckboys.
“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”
As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,
“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’
To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.
I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.
Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.
In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.
Kimchi and Justice 