kuttithevangu, I found this story too! (Theodore L. Steinberg, Jews and Judaism in the Middle Ages (Praeger Series on the Middle Ages))
i love this story i love another rabbi being like “SHH HOLD ON” to the walls and the walls being like “shit ok sorry for interrupting”
Tag: fandoms i don’t even care about
#376
Make a kosher language, where every verb must be at least 3 to 6 words after a noun, depending on tradition.
but actually
Mary Magdalene is the madwoman – angry mad – in Christianity’s attic. She was hidden there because of an open and not fully appreciated secret, and its implications, at Christianity’s core: that the male disciples fled and the women did not.
Jane Schaberg, “The Ressurection of Mary Magdalene” (via slaughterofbruce)
The companion is Mary of Magdala. Jesus loved her
more than his students. He kissed her often
on her face, more than all his students,
and they said, “Why do you love her more than us?”
The savior answered, saying to them,
“Why do I not love you like her?“
When shows come off their hiatus
Fandoms
Writers/actors
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this is the best thing i’ve seen all day
Season Finales
Writers:
Fandoms:
OMG it’s back on my dash
Never hit reblog so fast in my life.
same
Letters from Kids to God
Snaps to God for the stapler.
Bruh I can’t
Children are so precious lol 😌😌
I’ll show you my new shoes
Children are awesome.“…but I prayed for a puppy” omg LMFAO xD
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
did you know how hilarious the patch notes to the sims are
- A faint line is no longer visible on the heads of babies.
- Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.
- Sims can no longer “Try for Baby” with the Grim Reaper.
- Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
- Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.
- Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated.
- Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
- Pregnant Sims can no longer “Brawl.”
- Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
- Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.
- The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
- Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
- Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
- The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing
- Tourist NPCs can now be impregnated.
There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
#DiversifyAgentCarter in pictures | my twitter
The “Women Guerrillas” corps trains in Manila, Philippines in 1941. #DiversifyAgentCarter pic.twitter.com/7zia1Rr2vW
— Jennifer de Guzman (@Jennifer_deG) May 9, 2015
My grandfather was an Air Force instructor to Tuskeegee Airmen before & during WWII. #DiversifyAgentCarter pic.twitter.com/3QoURyx2pf
— Starfishncoffee (@starfishncoffee) May 9, 2015
#DiversifyAgentCarter MT @womenshistory: Maggie Gee, 1 of only 2 Chinese-Am women to serve in the WASP during WWII. pic.twitter.com/1kMwd0SQKG
— Helen Shin (@H_X_S) May 9, 2015
1928 pilot license photo of Ms. Pancho Barnes, who broke Amelia Earhart’s air speed record. http://t.co/ov1rzvi9b3 pic.twitter.com/WYUewz0fuo
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) May 9, 2015
1940s superspy Senorita Rio, the first Latina lead character in US comics. #DiversifyAgentCarter pic.twitter.com/xsQQX5lb1G
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) May 9, 2015
#DiversifyAgentCarter because Katherine Sui Fun Cheung was the first Asian Am woman to get a pilots license in 1932! pic.twitter.com/PnMRJCwe3I
— UbeEmpress (@ubeempress) May 8, 2015
My Arab great-grandma, a detective & civil defense director in 1950s NYC. These women existed. #DiversifyAgentCarter pic.twitter.com/YGVcadaadT
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) May 9, 2015
#DiversifyAgentCarter because of this book on my Amazon wish list about the history of gay men and women during WWII. http://t.co/UFD1DIdvsd
— Jennifer Matarese (@trollprincess) May 9, 2015
Everyone leaves out the best part, which is her looking up afterwards and going “just kidding about the God thing.”
Unicorns are kosher. There was an actual talmudic debate and the current consensus is that unicorns are kosher. There is no conclusion to this paragraph, I just wanted to announce that I belong to a religion whose clergy members thought it was important to decide whether or not we could eat unicorns and then concluded that yes, yes we could, as long as the meat is drained of blood and not eaten with dairy.

















