girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread.
Tag: gratuitous pictures of the committee
here, have some happy girls and their girlfriends/wives/significant others ♥
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I’M IN THERE. THEY PUT ME IN THERE. I’M GOING TO CRY.
adhd friendships: a summary
-“Sorry I didn’t answer I spaced out”
-*randomly switching topics mid conversation*
-“I know this is unrelated, but”
-”I’m feeling horrible” *five minutes later* “uh nevermind that”
– “When did we start talking?” “I don’t remember”
– *both infodump to each other*
– more typos than any human being is able to handle
– when you get really excited and you stay up until 7 am taking about random shit
– accidental derailing the conversation over and over
-”have i already told you this i can’t remember” “don’t worry i can’t either”
do you ever just sit and think like.. I’m so poly??? Like yeah I like the idea of soul mates but what if I have like, a few and I meet them all and we all get along and it’s like a big family?? The dream
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life
note to self (via honorifics)
Imagine the quartet as the world’s worst gift givers tho:
Like Sam always has the best of intentions (and he starts shopping weeks in advance) but he also procrastinates wrapping things
There’s always so much else to do and Christmas is still a week away – er, two days away – well, he’ll finish wrapping after breakfast
Inevitably he’ll have a gradient of packages from neatly wrapped with three different ribbons to a grocery store sack filled with the stocking stuffers he never got around to stuffing
Steve isn’t much better – he’s good about wrapping things but then he forgets to put on a label
Leading to the incident where Natasha got Sam’s boxers and Sam got Natasha’s lingerie
Natasha likes orchestrating what everyone should give each other but her delivery could be better
She hates wrapping things so much that you’re more likely to walk in and find three identical trash bags on the couch
Or a single sheet of wrapping paper flopped across a pile of random boxes
Bucky, for his part, gives everyone a single orange and claims that he was frozen too long to put up with this strip mall nonsense
(it’s still one of the happiest times of the year though)
(They all laugh at Sam and Natasha and help Steve search for the right presents)
(And everyone appreciated Sam in Natasha’s lingerie)
Kimchi and Justice 