astrological signs in love

aries: likes to fall deeply in love with incredibly insecure people and have an explosively passionate, yet volatile relationship… but hey at least it’s interesting
taurus: likes to pretend they’re so heartless that they don’t even know how to fall in love, fails terribly every time
gemini: likes to fall in (and out of) love with anyone and everyone that crosses their path, multiple times a day. confuses all their friends (and themselves tbh) to the point of not even listening when they talk about love
cancer: does not like to fall in love, does it very grudgingly, throws adorable temper tantrum when they get called out on it, sulks, repeat
leo: falls in love rarely. completely, 100%, OH MY GOD BARBARA CALL THE POLICE stuck in love when they do. painful to watch honestly, but shit it’s cute
virgo: likes to fall in love with nerds. every. single. time.
libra: likes to fall in love way too fast and make a complete fool of their weirdo selves trying to woo their unsuspecting prey (endearing and surprisingly successful)
scorpio: likes to bullshit their way through multiple “serious” relationships for years and years until one day they realize that they’re in love w their gross best friend… but in a cute way
sagittarius: likes to fall in love from afar and watch the object of their desire go about their daily life, hoping senpai will magically notice them in their quiet little world of reflection
capricorn: falls madly in love, shows it, “JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE”, terrifies self and lover with erratic, confused behavior, takes it all back, runs away, pines for months, tries to be friends again and act like nothing happened (until alcohol attacks)
aquarius: ?? ?!?! ?? ? 🙂 !! ? 😦
pisces: likes to fall in love with people who have fallen in love with them, basks in love’s glow for a few months, realizes they just needed attention, formulates an escape plan

freckledlightskin:

Napping together is an important part of a relationship

a-soft-suicide:

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

a soulmate is the person who says “ngh, can we not listen to that one today?” to the song you were just about to skip past.

tharook:

tharook:

imanaires:

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

neversarcastic:

When the bae thinks ur trying to cuddle but really you are just sapping their warmth to fuel your own reptilian body

cameronwhimsy:

why tall friends are great

they are towering fortresses good for taking shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds

excellent hiding spot

they provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through

can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend

drawbacks

what do their faces look like

they’re always looking around like ‘SHIT where did my small friend go did i lose them’ worry not tall friend i am down here

?????

hugs are very boob