Tag: i have so many Elliot feels

onthehill:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

remember when elliot told hardison how he was gonna raise their kids literally one episode before he pledged himself to hardison and parker 4 lyfe 

#ugh now i’m just imagining the ot3#adopting ‘unadoptable’ kids with ‘attitude problems’ or criminal tendencies#giving them all the love and boundaries and structure and therapy they need#teaching them to channel their criminal energies towards good causes!!!!#teaching them the law…#…and loopholes in the law…#…how to decide when to break the law…#…how to break the law and not get caught#and also how to make a home#how to choose a family#how to fight and use computers and pickpocket#and cook and play soccer and paint and tumble and take care of people#HORRIBLE(via amazonpoodle)

teamroquette:

#ah hello scene i love#I WILL SNAP THAT OFF YOUR HAND says eliot#not believing it#knowing parker won’t believe it#a hundred percent sure at this point that even a total stranger would not believe it#u r so compromised spencer#still making overly specific threats because that’s your jam and it’s what you’re good at#but everyone knows at this point that you’re more likely to hold parker’s hand#than snap anything off of it#more likely to ice hardison’s bruises than cause them#EVEN YOU KNOW THIS NOW ELIOT#AND YOU WERE THE HARDEST ONE TO CONVINCE#just look at that face in the last gif.#‘it’s happening. it’s happening. i should do – something – aw DAMN it i’d let her kill me if she wanted’#my beautiful forever love dysfunctional damaged lion-hearted thief triad; never change you gorgeous sophisticated newborn babies#thief juice: it’s a mouth crime (gyzym)

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

alternatez:

#OKAY SO THEY HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE #WHICH MEANS AT SOME POINT THEY SAT DOWN AND WERE LIKE #WE NEED A SECRET HANDSHAKE #OR HARDISON ONE DAY DECIDED THAT THEY NEEDED A HANDSHAKE #AND ELIOT JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT ALL ANNOYED #EVEN THOUGH HE SECRETLY LOVED IT #BECAUSE HARDISON IS HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE LOVES THAT IDIOT

#no u are wrong. eliot was like we need a secret signal and hardison was like. so a secret handshake #and eliot was like no to indicate that were good and hardison is like. so a secret handshake (tags via tatterpig)

#i’m always here for eliot’s transparent attempts at pretending he has dignity and is not a complete dork#‘no i don’t want an eliot signal i’m not a nerd like you….. what- what would be on this hypothetical signal’#‘can it be a wolf maybe’

grrlinthefireplace:

In the course of my rewatch-all-5-seasons-of-Leverage binge over the past few months, I’ve realized that my favorite long-running gag is Eliot choosing the wrong thing to get mad about.

  • Sophie accuses him of sleeping around with waitresses and stewardesses?  “FIRST OF ALL, THEY’RE CALLED FLIGHT ATTENDANTS”
  • Hardison denies stealing Eliot’s sandwich and says “you probably ate it yourself and forgot about it?” “OH, MY SANDWICH IS FORGETTABLE????“ [launches into insanely detailed cooking techniques of what, to be fair, does sound like a bonkers delicious sandwich]
  • Hardison announces that he’s bought a brewery in Portland where they can hide out slash take cases slash brew their own beer?  Everyone else is like “why the eff did we have to move to this new town with no warning” and Eliot is LIVID that Hardison is underestimating how hard food and beer pairings are.  “THE BREWPUB MENU IS THE HARDEST KIND OF MENU TO DESIGN!”

I literally never get tired of it.  I could watch Christian Kane get offended at implausibly bizarre perceived insults ALL DAY.