Tag: i like this one

rallyonward:

kissawookiee:

xerampelinaekiss:

leaper182:

bakersttardis:

superblyhopefulbluebird:

william-snekspeare:

pocketreptile:

kawaii-snakes:

ask-bass-note:

deoxyrebornicleic:

ninten1:

hetalian–trash:

karkat-shopping-aggressively:

sandiegojacket:

the-witch-of-the-forest:

magiccatprincess:

tuhmblr-logic:

that1guykaiser:

theothersideofthefarside:

curiiosity-the-cat:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

skyholic:

I’m fucking addicted to the sky

I will inform evildoers of the privileges the great old ones have in our society

I’m…a…cat?? 

Wtf am i

I can assume a location of some sort

i give lethal doses of logic to the people of tumblr? 

I will gain magical powers and be of feline royalty

I AM A WITCH! FEAR MY IMMENSE POWER !!!

I can slightly deflect rain.

I can shop aggressively?

Im also karkat?

wow

I am trash

And a hetalian-

I am the world’s first Ninten.

I HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE MY DNA!

I’m the angry embodiment of chaos!

I rule all of the cute snoots

I can summon reptiles from my pockets

I can recite the entire works of Shakespeare using only snakes as props. Or maybe I am a snake. You can decide which

I can inspire hope in other peoples bc i am a birb???

I’m awesome

I can leap 182 increments into the air, and I can control whether that’s inches, feet, miles, or any metric measurement. (As long as I can survive the landing, I’m good.)

…I wear red and my kisses have a super effect?

Anyone I kiss becomes a wookiee.

I cause extreme motivation and outdated vocabulary.

I can provide relevant quotations in literally any circumstance.