i love Disney and I’m not ashamed

Kirk: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
Bones: I don’t wanna see it

dagny-hashtaggart:

Let’s get down to business

TO UNLEASH THE NUNS

Did they sent me daughters

When I asked

them to because this is a nunnery I mean what do you expect

itswalky:

usbdongle:

me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon characters forever, ill grow out of this eventually

me at 23:

me at 37:

freakingdork:

knatalie:

okay but please please tell me someone sat down and wrote after-mulan fic where some days li shang wakes up and rolls over and murmurs mulan’s name and reaches out for her only to hear “call me ping today” whispered back

and how everyone else not in the know thinks he has a wife and a secret army boyfriend and that he’s hiding one from the other

and someone tries to tell mulan and she just collapses laughing because they’re close but totally wrong

and li shang all the time just deals with it because he loves ping and he loves mulan and he doesn’t care what name he’s using or what gender he’s kissing as long as he can sneak one kiss a day

the dragon kind of creeps him out sometimes but it’s all cool

it’s all cool

feathersmoons:

claras-wintersoldier:

Okay new idea, live action version of The Road To El Dorado starring these two

OH MY GOD YES

feathersmoons:

hannibal-and-dory:

disneytastic:

(x)

I disagree with come of the houses but this is really cool anyway 🙂

Eugene looks like he just woke up, came out of his dorm and was suddenly climbed by Rapunzel. And is like, wut. Am not awake enough for this who is tiny fierce red head what did you DO, Blondie?

feathersmoons:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

Well done @the_late_adopter.

tis-i-the-great-papyrus:

freshest-tittymilk:

navydream:

takashi0:

king-arius:

shineonforevershineon:

Disney Characters Gender Swap

Lady Beast and Lady Hades.
gimme dat

You mean Lades.

Bless this post eternally

MALEficent can get it tho