stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

therothwoman:

seerofsarcasm:

disney-park-junkie:

Gaston on women’s Lib.

You see this is the sort of thing I like. Because, especially at Disney, you don’t want to really discourage any of those ideals “thinking, having your own ideas” but you also have to stay in character. So you associate those ideals with the princess in the group, the one who the young girl is supposed to idolize. So, while staying in character, Gaston can announce his displeasure for women who read while also encouraging it in a young girl by giving it the good association of Belle. Idk, I always thought those work arounds that Disney villain face characters go through to not be overtly mean to children but stay in character were really interesting.

I just gained so fucking much respect for this Gaston.

No one’s sneakily a feminist like Gaston

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

choochoobear:

nostalgiabomb:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

INCORRECT!

Pete has also had sex (Pete Jr. and Pistol – and a son from a Donald Duck short who may or may not be the same son from Goof Troop). And Pete is definitely a classic Disney character. Hell, he predates Mickey Mouse be a few years. He may not have a costume at the parks, but Pete is the longest running, still-in-use Disney character.

And he got laid.

Wanna get some in the Disney universe? Be adorably incompetent or a jerk.