feathersmoons:

hannibal-and-dory:

sobforsirius:

the well known Harry Potter cycle

Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy

Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy

Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grown out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many bias memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way 

unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2

feathersmoons can you describe step 4? 

4. Realizing that Snape came from a neglectful and abusive family and suffered systematic peer-abuse throughout his life, making him an absolutely paradigmatic recruit for extremism that appeals to the one and only part of his life that feels like it gives him any power (magic) and devalues what he experiences as the original source of his misery (his Muggle father); realizing that despite the leaps that many fans made there’s no point in the text where Snape himself indicates any romantic or sexual interest in Lily, but that all his reactions are actually quite on par for someone with massive emotional-developmental issues based on developmental trauma when dealing with the idea of losing their one significant emotional relationship whether that relationship is sexual or not; that he was basically massively developmentally-emotionally traumatized repeatedly and the wizarding world clearly has shit for mental health care.

Realizing that while this explains his absolutely shit behaviour and his inability to move past an adolescent grudge (a trait which he shares with Sirius, who’s just as bad as he is) and sense of injury, it sure as hell doesn’t EXCUSE it. Realizing that despite that he risked torture and death and did massively painful things in his attempt to make it up to the dead friend who could never hear his apology.

Realizing that humans are complicated and do both shitty things and admirable things, and get warped by other shitty things, and that all of these facets are true. Understanding that pain often warps people into ugly shapes and while that doesn’t mean we forgive them everything or let them keep hurting people, it does mean that learning to see other humans in brilliant colour rather than monochrome extremes helps a better understanding.

Wishing REALLY HARD that you could go back and get bebe Severus a good psychologist and case-worker.

Still wanting to punch him in the fucking face for bullying his students, ffs Severus I can actually forgive you more for being a wizarding-not!Nazi than I can for that GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER, YOU JACKASS.

bramblepatch:

mischievous-mo0ny:

cameralinz:

audaciousescapades:

I have this theory that Neville is supposed to represent everything that Peter could have been. You know, both of them were the weak link in the friend group, the guy easily influenced. But instead, Rowling made Neville weak to prove the two paths an individual could take. How each of our weaknesses manifest in different ways. Peter’s weakness made him a villain, ultimately worse than Voldemort because he betrayed his friends, while Neville’s weakness made him work harder and in the end made him Harry’s strongest ally.

Harry = James, Ron = Sirius, Hermione = Remus, Neville = Peter, Ginny = Lily, Luna = Snape. 

You will notice that none of the six from the old generation survived. The kids each have traits from the old generation but they’re here to fix the past, and thus must survive the series to metaphorically right the past. Some may raise their eyebrows at Luna as Snape, but just as Harry represents James (the popular kid who was good at quidditch, but didn’t become arrogant like his father) or like Peter and Neville (two people who could have been cowards, but Neville rises to life’s challenges) Luna mirrors Snape in being mocked, a pariah, Looney Lovegood and Snivellus. Instead of being resentful, she rose above it, and loved herself regardless. 

If you went with Harry to the Ministry of Magic in book 5, you mattered beyond just backing him up against Voldemort. This core six represented the loss and failure of the Marauders generation, and the hopes of a post-Voldemort future.  

Holy shit

Ok I see where you’re going with this but no. To offer an alternate reading:

To start out with, Harry isn’t James; beyond basic physical similarity, no one (except Snape, who has a stag-sized chip on his shoulder) who interacts with him at any length and who knew his parents fails to notice that he’s a lot more like Lily. Academically bright but not inclined to overtly draw attention to it except in a few cases where the subject matter particularly interests him, protective of others, feels a bit of an outsider and with a deep need to carve out his place in wizarding society on his own terms and his own merits. None of those are James traits. They’re Lily traits.

James was comfortable enough in his pureblood status and in his wizarding-moderate politics not to engage in a great deal of self-examination; he was brusque and aggressive and show-offish; he professed a deep disgust with “dark” wizards while simultaneously hexing anyone with the poor sense or bad luck to get in his way. He was popular and enjoyed it, while keeping his closest friends nearer and deeper in his confidence than anyone outside the group guessed. That’s not Harry. You know who that is, in Harry’s generation? That’s Ginny.

I’d argue that if anyone is a Peter figure, it’s Ron.  A school career of being second best, of being in the shadows, of being told he’s appreciated by his friends but never quite being able to break into the limelight. Of knowing his value to the group but not being certain that the rest of the group knows. Of the nagging certainty that his friends like each other more than they like him, even when that’s obviously untrue to everyone but him. And it’s Ron who was stronger and overcame the pitfalls that destroyed Peter. Ron was able to face up to his own jealousy and resentment and rejoin the friends he’d abandoned before he’d done any real lasting damage; Ron was able to overcome his jealousy even when it was presented to him in too-convincing detail by (a fragment of) Voldemort.

Sirius was James’ equal in the eyes of the school and the faculty, recognized for his own magical and academic excellence. He found his preferred lifestyle incompatible with that of his parents, and by the time he came of age, he’d completely cut ties with them. He was reckless and thoughtless and had very little regard for rules imposed on him by others; he knew just how far on the other side of the law he could tread before it alarmed and disgusted his friends – usually. And yet he was willing to be reined in, most of the time; he loved his chosen family dearly not because he had no one else to love but because he had chosen them. In Harry’s generation, though differing blood status muddles the politics a bit, that role is carried by Hermione.

Luna, I think, is our Remus figure: a lonely kid, used to loneliness and gratified and a little mystified when taken under the wing of a more popular classmate. Both are a little odd and out of touch with their peers because of a traumatic event in early childhood and subsequent social isolation – Remus’s lycantrophy, obviously, but also Luna’s witnessing her mother’s death and being subsequently raised by her father, who was a bit of a pariah in his own right. They both have intimate knowledge of a side of wizarding reality that most witches and wizards consider on an academic level if they think it’s worth understanding at all, and may have their perceptions a little clouded by being too near this esoteric truth. The difference comes in how Luna is comfortable and confident in the value of her weirdness, whereas even when Remus’s “furry little problem” was the justification for the greatest, longest-standing escapade of the marauders, he was never in a position to accept himself.

Which brings us to Neville, and Snape. Both initially find themselves in positions that seem wholly unsuited to living up to their families’ legacy: the half-blood Prince and the near-squib Longbottom. Both spend their early school days on the edges of social groups that occasionally deign to acknowledge them, and are encouraged to think of that as friendship. And then, in their fifth year, they somewhat abruptly come into their own, solidifying allegiances they’d not fully committed to before and finding strength in the ideals of their allies. Neville chose wisely. Snape did not.

apilysai:

lotrlocked:

aplatonicjacuzzi:

crazybutperfectlysane:

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

Imagine Harry returning with Warrington’s body, and the crowd realizes what’s happened, but Warrington’s parents don’t show up. There’s no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.

Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. They’re terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because they’re pureblood, they realize that he does not care.

Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledore’s Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter. 

Imagine the shock when they’re told what he’s really done.

Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.

Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.

Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They can’t let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.

Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.

Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemort’s right-hand man, and they’re slowly hitting the breaking point.

Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents won’t be killed.

Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.

Imagine the final seige on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins know their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.

Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.

Imagine

a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and its in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.

Whoa though, holy shit.

Holy fucking shit.

aristoteliancomplacency:

thatfruitcake:

professorelupin:

nutty-acorn:

A Hogwarts student that uses their wand as a knitting needle, and everything they knit is imbued with magic.

A scarf that can never be lost.
Waterproof gloves.
Socks that keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer.
A christmas jumper with moving patterns.

MAGICAL KNITTING

This is why Dumbledore was interested in knitting patterns

i want this

But what are you doing for the other needle? Does it matter if only one needle is magic? What about dpns? Circs? Crochet? Little attachments to turn the end of a wand into a hook?

But x2: spells that solve tension issues. No more rowing out. Spells that tighten up that last knit stitch in k2p2 ribbing. Shrink resistant wool? Blocking without the faff? Spells that pick up a dropped and laddered stitch? Spells that neaten the last stitch before a colour change. SPELLS TO WEAVE IN ENDS, GUYS.

And: yarn that doesn’t snap. Or repairs itself when it does. No more changing over to new balls of yarn – ends that just spiny themselves together flawlessly. Variegated yarn that changes colours. Yarn where intarsia designs appear after you finish knitting them.

Hello I am here for this.

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

swanjolras-archive:

okay.

let’s talk about alexander hamilton.

  • gosh, the united states doesn’t have the government i want. how do i fix this? what if i wrote an 85-part “anonymous” essay in the newspaper
  • gosh, i don’t like the president. how do i fix this? what if i wrote a 15-part open letter in the newspaper
  • gosh, my Nemesis found out about that time i accidentally fucked a woman not my wife who was only doing it to blackmail me. how do i fix this? what if i wrote a 95-page pamphlet and published it in

(side note: what the fuck, hamilton)

  • gosh, george fucking washington is not promoting me fast enough. what if i purposefully pissed him off to End Our Friendship Forever
  • gosh, my home was just hit by a hUGE FUCKING HURRICANE. what if i used this opportunity to write a poem about it so people give me Lots Of Money Forever
  • gosh, president john adams doesn’t love me as much as washington did. what if i got all of his cabinet members to give me dirt on him that i then published in a 15-part open letter in the newspaper so he can’t get reelected, despite the fact that he is a mEMBER OF MY PARTY

(side note: WHAT THE FUCK, HAMILTON)

  • GOSH, I’M NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY, WHAT IF I THREATENED TO FIGHT THE ENTIRE FUCKING DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICAN PARTY

side note: whAT THE Fokay you know what i give up. i fucking give up, alexander hamilton, you useless twit of a brilliant handsome probably bisexual sharp-tongued eloquent abolitionist immigrant new yorker, i cannot sort you into a hogwarts house. please never, ever, ever attend hogwarts.

htjmfisherman:

Ok so I know Ron was all like “thank goodness you inherited your mother’s brains”  so now everyone’s sort of like “oh Rose Weasley she’s the girl and she’s smart so she’ll be just like Hermione.”  and its like ok, that’s good BUT

what if she inherited her mothers brains but also inherited her fathers personality?  So yes, she does know the counter curse that would easily take down that jerk of a 3 rd year that keeps picking on her BUT kicking him in the teeth is way more fun/effective.  Or like she’s studying for a test and Albus is having a crap day so she just tosses her textbook in the air and is like “let’s play chess or sneak out or whatever.” And she ends up failing the test the next day but is all like “lol whatever I can make it up later” OR EVEN BETTER-

Scorpius:  People keep picking on me because my dad was a Death Eater.

Rose: Kill them.

Scorpius: Rose no.

Rose:  *stands up* Fine, I’ll kill them.

Scorpius: roSE NO.