Bucky + his blue uniform
it’s saddens me bucky was the only howling commando without a hat. i wonder if that was a source of ire in the group
like barnes and your perfect hair
It’s funny because I noticed that too, but Bucky wore a hat or a helmet right up to the point he was captured, so I think this might have more to do with him not liking things on his head anymore. Take a moment to reflect on the implications of that.
But yes, I’m sure every one of them teased him about his hair too. It’s just so easy.
HAHAHHA HOW CAN THIS FUCKING FANDOM MAKE ME CRY LITERALLY ABOUT THE LACK OF A HAT I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR
Helmets and hats can also just be irritating, period. And it’s not like he cares if he lives or dies anymore.
He never found one that could stay on through all the jumping after Steve-doing-crazy-shit he wound up doing.
Also a legit point.
Tag: i need a tag for these two
my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.
he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn’t breathe and then then he just smiled and told he won’t fight me because he knows I’d win
Apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the giftshop under “fight me?”
Imagine your OTP
…I don’t have to imagine my current OTP, this is BASICALLY CANON.
I know Steve is really talented with his shield and is like an expert with it
but just imagine him smacking it in his face
or tripping over it
or waking up in the middle of the night and he shuffles off to the bathroom only to step on the edge of the shield and it smacks him in the shin and he curses loudly enough to wake up the other Howling Commandos who just sit up and start laughing at the way Steve is holding onto his leg and swearing
Seriously, though, super-soldier or not, watching Steve learn to use his shield must’ve been A+ comedy!
Steve throws it at some HYDRA goons but misses them by a mile and it bounces off a wall and flies out through a window, and Steve is just standing there, whoops, while Bucky rolls his eyes, takes out the enemies with his rifle, and jogs back outside to fetch the shield.
Steve hasn’t learnt the ctrl+c to crouch move yet; he holds the shield in front of his face and a HYDRA sniper shoots him in the thigh. Bucky facepalms because Steve you idiot, the shield only protects the bits of you actually behind it. Eventually, Steve masters the art of hiding his entire body behind the shield, tortoise-style, by ducking and having Bucky chuck pebbles at whatever parts of him are sticking out – of course Bucky has a wicked good aim and an even more wicked sense of humour, and Steve ends up with some rather embarrassing bruises.
The Commandos are on a stealth mission to infiltrate a secret HYDRA base, except the shield slips, falls, and does that rolling-metal-lid-dropped-on-the-ground sound like clang!!-grooiinnng-rooiinng-ooiinnnng-rnnnng-rrnng-rrnng-rrnng until Steve puts his foot on it. Everyone stops and just stares at him.
Also, my personal headcanon is that Steve once bet the shield in a hand of poker and Bucky won it. So it’s actually been Bucky’s shield since October 1944, Steve’s just borrowing it.
So it’s actually been Bucky’s shield since October 1944, Steve’s just borrowing it.
Oh my god yes please
tin soldiers
By idrillka. Polish-speakers, you have an absolute gold mine here in the rest of her stuff. I super can’t read it, but I’m reccing her herself for sure. Written before and so disregarding AoU.
Multimedia reactions centred around Steve, following his public return after the Battle of New York and past Winter Soldier. The real-time coverage of the showdown on the bridge is actually rather chilling.
This is long and complicated and I’m tired enough not to be able to pick out a passage that covers all the great point this brings up, but, in the end,
Steve Rogers @steverogers
Thank you. It only took us a century. #SteveRogers #BuckyBarnes
i….. found this.. in my fanarts folder. i cant believe i drew this. …
based on this post by verysharpteeth
I always find it a little hard to believe in uniform kink in the fandoms best suited to it, so to speak, because while I can believe that the fandom is into the characters’ uniforms, I have troubles believing that the characters are, on the principle that nothing is less sexy than your nine-to-five.
But I don’t know if this is actually true. Is military kink less common in actual members of the military? Does anyone know or have anecdata?
THERE IS NOTHING LESS SEXY THAN MILITARY KINK for all the soldiers I’ve ever met, including myself. I’ve been out for nearly a decade & I sometime still have to back button out of stuff that fetishizes aspects of the military. (I mean, people are welcome to their kinks! But for me it’s an active turn off.)
Thank you for your perspective!
I’ve always been unpersuaded by bdsm-y stuff, where Bucky calls Steve “Sir”, because, Winter Soldier stuff aside, I am persuaded Bucky associates ‘Sir’ with doing dumb pointless boring necessary shit for dumb people he doesn’t particularly respect.
(Steve, on the other hand, I can believe fetishizes lots of aspects of military culture, for one thing, because he was barely in boot camp and got to opt out of a lot the military administrivia. And also because I believe the first time he saw Bucky in uniform he popped a boner that didn’t go down for a week.)
Note also that “uniform” potentially covers MULTIPLE outfits, particularly for law enforcement and military personnel: there’s a difference between the uniform Bucky’s wearing at the beginning of TFA, what he’d actually live in day to day, or for that matter things like dress mess.
And despite what TV may have told you, RCMP officers do not live in their red serge. 😛
(There’s also an aspect of “uniform kink” vs “kink for YOU in THAT uniform”, and not having the kink oneself vs responding enthusiastically to the way one’s partner does.)
I also totally agree re: Bucky and “sir” – “sir” = “oh God shut up already”.
One day Bucky is in a retail store and overhears an employee giving exactly that “sir” to an irritating customer.
His grin scares the shit out of both of them.
😀
Actual remark of Col Phillips re Barnes somewhere only semi-official: “possesses the most amazing ability to radiate disrespect and insubordination while at the same time not ever doing a single damn thing you can actually discipline him for, including the tone of his voice.”
“Dammit Steve, hold still”
This is all i need from cacw
marvel + texts from last night
↳ part five: steve + bucky 2.0
inv3rtebrate replied to your post:so your post about steve’s dream was AMAZING…
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• Have you ever met a New Yorker outside of midtown who doesn’t talk with their mouth full? Me neither. Steve Rogers, garbled: “M’jus say’n s’bullshit,” he manages, and swallows. “Our team doesn’t belong in fuckin’ Cali. Listen. You hear that?” “Is it Jim Morita laughing at us from beyond the grave?“ “Hell yeah, it’s Jim Morita laughing at us from beyond the grave.”
• Steve Rogers getting splashed with water by a cab. “WHADDAYA DOIN, HUH? JESUS!”
• Steve Rogers, by turns incredibly polite and incredibly rude on the subway. “Is this guy bothering you? Because if he tries to grope you again, I’m kicking his ass, miss, pardon my French.”
• Food Trucks: The Autobiography of an American Hero
• Those dumb BKLYN ballcaps. Steve owns like minimum ten.
• Wary of visiting Barton in Bed-Stuy. “I think I liked it better when it was crooks,” he says to Buck, eyeing a hipster in confusion. That sweater has like fourteen different kinds of flowers embroidered on it; it looks like something his ma owned, only ironic.
• “How much is eighteen dollars in future money?” Bucky asks him inside the Balcony Lounge in the Met. Steve blanches, staring at the menu. “For a salad? Oh my God, we’re going to the cafeteria.”
• Haggling in the fish market. Listen to me, this is so important. “That fish is a fuckin’ tadpole, and you want how much for it?” Bucky demands. “Hell no, hell no, kid, I’m old enough to be your granddad. It’s fifteen for the bunch there or none.” “Sir, these are set prices.” Turning to Steve, incredulous: “Does nobody goddamn know how to do business anymore? I swear to Christ. Bleedin’ me dry. I’m moving to Hell’s Kitchen.” “Hell’s Kitchen is just as expensive, sir.” “Well, fuck a duck, Steve, you hear that?”
• Following along with a yoga class happening in Central from six feet away, hidden slightly behind a tree
• “Yeah, Carnegie got hit in the Chitauri attack.” “What?” “It’s fine! It’s fine! It’s still there!” Steve refers not to the hall, but the deli. Priorities.
• Searching for apartments. “I’m starting to get the feeling,” Steve says, “That it’s cheaper to live in Manhattan.” He reaches for the listings for the other borough. Bucky grabs his hand. “Do not,” he says, “If you don’t want to have an aneurysm.”
• Stopped by the HONY guy
• Bucky holding a stare-off with the 11 y/o kid on the subway wearing a Yankees jersey. The kid staring-off right back. Little punk.
• “Remember when New York was normal?” Steve asks Bucky, after watching the lady who owns the little domesticated monkey walk down Fifth Avenue, all up in her mink coat &etc. “Pal,” Bucky says, and drops a dollar into the can of a street performer, “New York was never normal.”
Kimchi and Justice 