UPDATE: HAYLEY HAS INFILTRATED THE SET
Tag: i still believe in heroes
Natalia Peggy Rogers, you are named after the two bravest, strongest, independent women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
Tony Clint Bruce Thor Rogers, I am so sorry your uncles got hold of your birth certificate before me.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
surprise when nathaniel says “no mommy im a girl” and natasha says A TRUE DOUBLE AGENT I LOVE YOU NATASHA
HEADCANON QUADRUPLE ACCEPTED
HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE
DO YOH EV EN HA VE TO ASK
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN
Why is this even being asked? Is there an option that isn’t “DEARGODYESOMG”?
i fear time travel shenanigans, but i don’t fear them enough to overcome my deep desire to see this teamup
what if no time travel shenanigans. what if it’s little old i’m not dead yet you sanctimonious fucks peggy carter who would like to die with her boots on, and natasha is actual the only agent in the world who can actually keep up with her when she sneaks out of the hospital, steals a few wallets, digs up a few old shield weapons caches, and toodles cheerfully off to europe to go out in a blaze of nazi-hunting glory like she wanted to before her damn grandkids came over all fussy and took her guns away.
natasha romanoff has been trained as a remorseless and deadly superspy since she was a baby and she is so, so, so glad that she was never assigned to keep up with agent carter before the two hip surgeries, a knee replacement, and a case of alzheimer’s took a bit of her edge off.
natasha calls steve every night and bitches about what deranged death-defying shit the ancient hellbat has managed to live through today and steve just giggles at her over the phone.
‘put peggy on,’ he says.
‘i will not, the two of you just encourage each other.’
‘is that steve?’ peggy wants to know.
‘NO.’
‘put steve on the phone, i want to sext him.’
‘NO.”
‘natasha give peggy the phone.’
#battle granny#at one point she drags a large and terrified blonde personal trainer into a mob shoot-out#it’s not a good time for anyone#rogers you are being a shit backup today what is your problem#“MY NAME IS BRAD AND I WANT TO GO HOME
i feel vaguely guilty for how much i want this to happen
YES PLEASE MAKE IT SO I WANT IT GIMMIE
Lets also take into account that Natasha is canonically the same age as Steve soooo they could’ve kicked ass together in the past tooooo~!
MCU Friendships 1/? : Sam Wilson And Steve Rogers.
Well, if it isn’t the running man.
Natasha and Bucky have snarky side-conversations in Russian all the time, and most everyone just accepts it and ignores them when they’re talking shit during mission briefings, and Clint gets a little jealous because it used to be him and Nat having those conversations in sign language and he feels replaced, and it pisses Tony off more than anything
and one day Bucky says “do you think if Thor set his hammer down in a wagon, we would still be able to move the wagon or does the hammer’s powers extend to whatever it’s sitting on?” and Natasha’s like “I distinctly remember someone having this conversation about elevators”
and everyone else just like “would the Russian assassins club please shut up” but then Thor leans over and whispers “yes, you could move the wagon because that still does not allow you to wield her, but if she supremely dislikes you, you could not even do that much”
and Bucky’s like “wait the hammer is sentient” and Natasha is like “wait you can understand Russian”
and Thor says “it seems that I have forgotten to explain Allspeak”
after whatever their mission was, Thor comes up to them and says, “Fret not, I will not tell Stark that when he is around you simply speak children’s rhymes because you merely speaking your language around him aggravates him.”
(”hey James do you remember when you were like god of thunder my ass, the godliest thing about this guy is his biceps-”
“Shut up, Natalia.”
“and then Steve should be at least a demigod–”
“Shut up, Natalia.”
“I bet Thor remembers it.”
“Shut up, Natalia.”)
inv3rtebrate replied to your post:so your post about steve’s dream was AMAZING…
hashtag defend actual brooklynite steve rogers 2k15LET ME TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ACTUAL BROOKLYNITES – NAY, ACTUAL NEW YORKERS – STEVE ROGERS AND BUCKY BARNES
• Have you ever met a New Yorker outside of midtown who doesn’t talk with their mouth full? Me neither. Steve Rogers, garbled: “M’jus say’n s’bullshit,” he manages, and swallows. “Our team doesn’t belong in fuckin’ Cali. Listen. You hear that?” “Is it Jim Morita laughing at us from beyond the grave?“ “Hell yeah, it’s Jim Morita laughing at us from beyond the grave.”
• Steve Rogers getting splashed with water by a cab. “WHADDAYA DOIN, HUH? JESUS!”
• Steve Rogers, by turns incredibly polite and incredibly rude on the subway. “Is this guy bothering you? Because if he tries to grope you again, I’m kicking his ass, miss, pardon my French.”
• Food Trucks: The Autobiography of an American Hero
• Those dumb BKLYN ballcaps. Steve owns like minimum ten.
• Wary of visiting Barton in Bed-Stuy. “I think I liked it better when it was crooks,” he says to Buck, eyeing a hipster in confusion. That sweater has like fourteen different kinds of flowers embroidered on it; it looks like something his ma owned, only ironic.
• “How much is eighteen dollars in future money?” Bucky asks him inside the Balcony Lounge in the Met. Steve blanches, staring at the menu. “For a salad? Oh my God, we’re going to the cafeteria.”
• Haggling in the fish market. Listen to me, this is so important. “That fish is a fuckin’ tadpole, and you want how much for it?” Bucky demands. “Hell no, hell no, kid, I’m old enough to be your granddad. It’s fifteen for the bunch there or none.” “Sir, these are set prices.” Turning to Steve, incredulous: “Does nobody goddamn know how to do business anymore? I swear to Christ. Bleedin’ me dry. I’m moving to Hell’s Kitchen.” “Hell’s Kitchen is just as expensive, sir.” “Well, fuck a duck, Steve, you hear that?”
• Following along with a yoga class happening in Central from six feet away, hidden slightly behind a tree
• “Yeah, Carnegie got hit in the Chitauri attack.” “What?” “It’s fine! It’s fine! It’s still there!” Steve refers not to the hall, but the deli. Priorities.
• Searching for apartments. “I’m starting to get the feeling,” Steve says, “That it’s cheaper to live in Manhattan.” He reaches for the listings for the other borough. Bucky grabs his hand. “Do not,” he says, “If you don’t want to have an aneurysm.”
• Stopped by the HONY guy
• Bucky holding a stare-off with the 11 y/o kid on the subway wearing a Yankees jersey. The kid staring-off right back. Little punk.
• “Remember when New York was normal?” Steve asks Bucky, after watching the lady who owns the little domesticated monkey walk down Fifth Avenue, all up in her mink coat &etc. “Pal,” Bucky says, and drops a dollar into the can of a street performer, “New York was never normal.”
the cinematography guy could lift the hammer probably
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
This is your daily reminder that Wanda and Pietro Maximoff are Romani Jews and the children of Holocaust survivors, and that Whedon white-washed them and had them be volunteers with Hydra, a neo-Nazi organization.
Not only Hydra volunteers: volunteers to have Hydra perform medical experiments on them to give them superpowers (powers they were simply born with in the comics). If you know anything about the history of Nazi medical experiments you should realize how deeply offensive this is.
Oh fuck this. Fuck this. Growing up I was so happy they were Roma. They were all I HAD. I loved them. And most people won’t care about this. But how likely is it this will just stick. Because the movies are big moneymakers. And they’ve retconned it before so why the fuck not forever now.
We have so little. So. So little.
Kimchi and Justice 