me on a date: so what are your thoughts on the German language?
date: it’s so harsh and angr-
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry ich muss weg tschüss
Tag: ich will zurück
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Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy
You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.
the oldest yet biggest german meme
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
In barvarian (Germany) that’s called: “goaßgschau” which translates to “stare of a goat “
I love that there’s a word for this
Kimchi and Justice 