Deliberate omission of grammar to show e.g. defeatedness, bewilderment, fury. As seen in Tumblr’s ‘what is this I don’t even’.
‘Because [noun]’. As in ‘we couldn’t have our picnic in the meadow because wasps.’
Use of kerning to indicate strong bewilderment, i.e. double-spaced letters usually denoting ‘what is happening?’ This one is really interesting because it doesn’t really translate well to speech. It’s something people have come up with that uses the medium of text over the internet as a new way of communicating instead of just a transcript of speech or a quicker way to send postal letters.
Just the general playing around with sentence structure and still being able to be understood. One of my favourites of these is the ‘subject: *verbs* / object: *is verb*’ couplet, as in:
Beekeeper: *keeps bees* Bees: *is keep*
or
Me: *holds puppy* Puppy: *is hold*
I just love how this all develops organically with no deciding body, and how we all understand and adapt to it.
today i learned that the first use of “omg" occurred in 1917 in a letter to winston fucking churchill
in case you think im fucking with you:
I see this “fact” all the time, but folks, this is actually a JOKE THIS GUY IS MAKING. He’s not using an excited acronym, he’s making FUN of the service. In the Order of St. Michael and St. George (honours given to colonial servants), you can be a Companion, a Knight Commander or a Knight Grand Cross, which were abbreviated to CMG, KCMG and KGCMG. The joke is they’re so up themselves that it stands for “Call Me God”, “Kindly Call Me God”, and “God Calls Me God”. “O.M.G./Oh My God” would be another meaningless award for people to be smug about.
tl;dr: O.M.G. in 1919 is a JOKE not an exclamation. Let us all not confuse the timeline of language innovation and make fun of colonial bullshit instead.
my dad keeps asking why grammatical gender isn’t sexist and I just
idk what to say to this, like words directly relating to people should be able to be made gender neutral, I can see wanting that, but like…grammatical gender is usually just a tool for declensions and word agreement
am I wrong like reply what you think too so I can get a coherent argument
I hate when my parents try to start political arguments with me it’s so stressful and they always expect me to respond and debate immediately? I don’t want to debate my parents
because it has nothing to do with systemic oppression of women, except in some instances when it applies to people, but that also exists in a mostly non gendered language like english. come to think of it, do native speakers of languages with grammatical gender think of these words as gendered? or is it more a tool for non native speakers trying to learn them? even in latin you can’t really divide the declensions based on gender alone since there are always exceptions, like agricola, nauta, etc. in 1st and the feminine 2nd declension tree nouns. it’s about the common inflections more than gender.
I’m sorry, I don’t have sources and I’m too busy to google.
But I have read in the past that cultures with gendered languages are generally more sexist than countries with gender neutral languages. I don’t know. It makes sense to me. The languages we learn have an incredible impact on the way we think. I’ve read some fascinating articles about the way language affects how we think. And to have the entire world broken down in male and female (and sometimes neither) I don’t know, it makes sense to me.
I had also read a think talking about how gendered language affects how people view and describe objects. I think they compared Italian and German? In one language, the word “bridge” is feminine, and in the other, it is masculine. When people were asked to describe the qualities of a bridge, they used different kinds of words. People for whom the word “bridge” was masculine would use traditionally “masculine” traits to describe it, like powerful, strong, etc, and people for whom is was feminine would use traditionally feminine traits, like supportive, etc.
That kind of thing.
Language shapes our thoughts. It’s so incredibly important. I think things like gendered grammar absolutely have an effect.
idk, those studies can get a bit over-simplified though…i mean, in latin, the word for manliness, “virtus,” is a feminine noun. actually, same thing with ancient greek “andreia.” it’s because abstract nouns happen to have that ending. sailor, farmer, and poet are feminine in latin. farmer was one of the highest lauded professions by conservative romans like cato the elder. demokratia and respublica are feminine, yet no women were full citizens.
Actually, nauta, agricola, and poeta (along with incola, auriga, pirata, or even Catilina, and a host of other 1st declension nouns that refer to people/professions the Romans regarded as male) are absolutely not feminine; they’re masculine. (The mnemonic is that they are PAIN nouns, because it’s a pain to remember that they take masculine agreement). bonus agricola, ‘the good farmer’, not *bona agricola.
Anthony Corbeill just published a book (Sexing the World) on how Latin’s grammatical gender affected Romans’ thinking etc. that I am DYING to get my hands on. (Maybe today is the day to give in and buy it on Amazon…)
oh, whoops, i meant that they are in 1st declension, which is primarily feminine. facepalm.
The ‘bridge’ study is probably this one. For what it’s worth, last time I read it, I did not sit there thinking ‘meh, this feels like over-simplified bullshit’. But the idea that language isn’t sexist because sometimes there are ‘good’ concepts with feminine nouns seems, with all due respect, to be possibly a bit simplistic. It’s not the case that sexist language requires all ‘feminine’ words to be negative, and all ‘male’ words to be positive. The Boroditsky, Schmidt & Phillips chapter certainly isn’t arguing that; it’s to do with what other concepts which we traditionally gender we then bring to bear on a gendered word: if it’s feminine it’s small, dainty, pretty; if it’s masculine it’s big, strong, durable. In and of itself this would probably just be an interesting quirk of language, but given that these are also concepts we apply to people, it’s easy to see how such usage is part of a far larger, more problematic system. Whether it’s just one more visible sign of that system, or whether it actively contributes to it might be another matter (I would argue that it would probably be dependent on the word – it’s easy to see how words relating to certain professions being heavily gendered one way or another might be problematic…)
The super-linguist in question is David Crystal, whose praises I repeatedly sung. In his O.P. endeavors he has been ably assisted by his son, Ben Crystal, an actor who, armed with Shakespeare’s O.P., can make the prologue of Romeo and Juliet sound sexier and more piratical than you could have ever imagined.
You drew the Crystals as superheroes. I LOVE YOU, GOODTICKLEBRAIN!
#reblog all the sillies #I kinda sorta absolutely recognised the stick figure crystals before I scrolled down and read the text #and even before I saw the little super Cs #yeah I’m a fanboy
Well, you can just imagine how much I’m geeking out right now:
Just to clarify, “pate” rhymes with “gate”, and is definitely not pronounced like “pâté”.
Be sure to check out part 1, and, if you have any potentially confusing Shakespeare words or terms you’d like explained via the medium of stick figure, drop me a note!
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
ACTUALLY
This is really exciting, linguistically speaking.
Because it’s not true that Tumblr never uses punctuation. But it is true that lack of punctuation has become, itself, a form of punctuation. On Tumblr the lack of punctuation in multisentence-long posts creates the function of rhetorical speech, or speech that is not intended to have an answer, usually in the form of a question. Consider the following two potential posts. Each individual line should be taken as a post:
ugh is there any particular reason people at work have to take these massive handfuls of sauce packets they know they’re not going to use like god put that back we have to pay for that stuff
Ugh. Is there any particular reason people at work have to take these massive handfuls of sauce packets they know they’re not going to use? Like god, put that back. We have to pay for that stuff.
In your head, those two potential posts sound totally different. In the first one I’m ranting about work, and this requires no answer. The second may actually engage you to give an answer about hoarding sauce packets. And if you answer the first post, you will likely do so in the same style.
Here’s what makes this exciting: the English language has no actual punctuation for rhetorical speech–that is, there are no special marks that specifically indicate “this speech is in the abstract, and requires no answer.” Not only that, it never has. The first written record of English (actually proto-English, predating even Old English) dates to the 400s CE, so we’re talking about 1600 years of having absolutely no marker whatsoever for rhetorical speech.
A group of teens and young adults on a blogging website literally reshaped a deficit a millennium and a half old in our language to fit their language needs. More! This group has agreed on a more or less universal standard for these new rules, which fits the definition of “language.” Which is to say Tumblr English is its own actual, real, separate dialect of the English language, and because it is spoken by people worldwide who have introduced concepts from their own languages into it, it may qualify as a written form of pidgin.
Tumblr English should literally be treated as its own language, because it does not follow the rules of any form of formal written English, and yet it does have its own consistent internal rules. If you don’t think that’s cool as fuck then I don’t even know what to tell you.
I love how, because of that “Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure” Onion headline, “cinnamon roll” has become a commonly accepted phrase for “a character who is cute and kind and typically gets more pain in canon than they deserve”.
Like, we didn’t have a real phrase for that common phenomenon (wubbie maybe, but that has negative connotations ie “this character has been wubbiefied by the fandom”) and then someone used a screenshot of a headline from a satire news website to describe it, and then everyone else was like “yes good let’s use this”. You couldn’t make that shit up. I bet there are people who use that phrase now who didn’t even see that headline.
Language is evolving right before our eyes in a very weird and beautiful way and I am very very sorry for future linguist who have to puzzle this shit out.
if you’re american, you should totally do this dialect test
it’s super interesting
this is scary accurate and im scared
i got newark, orlando, and ft lauderdale, which i guess is what happens when you have a mom from new england, a dad from wisconsin, a babysitter from california and grow up in the south, your dialect is all messed up
It got Philadelphia, Raleigh and Louisville. I’m from Philly.
It got New Orleans but it then gave me Winston-Salem and Greensboro in NC. Those towns are very close to Burlington NC where my mom’s family is from and my grandmother and Uncle live and my mom lived for a bit. But I never lived in NC, only visited.
I got Richard, VA and Durham and Raleigh NC…I’m from Cleveland, Ohio and my people are from Mobile, Alabama and Natchez, Mississippi?????
I got Yonkers, Philadelphia, and Newark. Makes sense since my dad is from north Jersey, my mom is from south Jersey, and I live in south Jersey
I got Newark/Patterson, Philadelphia, and Baltimore. I learned to speak near Newark, i moved to south Jersey and lived in Philly for three years, and I have family we’d visit often outside of Baltimore. Yoooo….
In a shocking twist, the New Yorker talks like a New Yorker. Children and adults everywhere are amazed.
IT GAVE ME NORCAL. (Santa Rosa, Fresno, Modesto)
I am so very unhappy with this.
minneapolis/st paul
Arlington VA, Durham NC, Honolulu HI.
I actually grew up half an hour from Arlington. I imagine Durham and Richmond, where my dad is from, are similar in dialect. I have no fucking idea where Honolulu came from.
Rosey Billington recently shared a photo of this amazing biscuit map of Australian languages made by Katie Jepson at The University of Melbourne. This tasty and educational masterpiece is part of the annual LAL Postgrad Club Australia’s Biggest Morning Tea, a fundraiser for the Australian Cancer Council. Check out this AIATSIS map of Australia’s traditional languages to see what a great job she’s done.
Katie is a PhD candidate at The University of Melbourne. Her
research currently focuses investigating prosody and intonation in
Djambarrpuyŋu, a Yolŋu languages of North East Arnhem in the Northern
Territory. On the regular maps we see this part of Australia doesn’t
look like much, but Katie’s map wonderfully demonstrates the linguistic
and cultural diversity of the big biscuity centre of Australia.
Katie mentioned that the Yolŋu area, which is represented by the yellowy orange blob in the
top right point of the Northern Territory, really could be another 20
colours, depending on how strictly you define the varieties as languages
or dialects. And all the languages on the AIATSIS map have the same
kind of diversity.
From all
reports the languages not only looked great, but tasted good too (the
only language endangerment we are ok with is the danger they’ll be all
eaten from this map).