Okay but to build on my previous space ideas – there is no good reason why aliens from different planets would all be similar sizes. Imagine 6ā³ tall aliens being in the general vicinity of lots of other alien worlds but never bothering to get spaceflight together to meet them bc theyād just get stepped on
But they still GalaxySkype with them all the time and do friendly knowledge transfers, and the Smols are very friendly and happy to upload info on all the unique flora on their homeworld
And some Larges discover that the Smols are having problems because thereās not much of some certain element on their planet and theyāre running out andā¦Ā āa lotā to them is so little, the Larges offer to send over like a storage podās worth and the Smols are likeĀ ā:OOO WE CANNOT AFFORDā
The Larges would be likeĀ āno no it is okay, it is not much to us. It can maybe be written off on our Space Taxes? Do not worry about itā
And the Larges insist on sending the storage pod to a large flat area like half a dayās travel outside of the nearest Smol city because they are so worried that if they did their landing calculations wrong they will incite a small quake that will cause tiny buildings to topple
The Smols trek out and are overjoyed at the enormous metal box full of conveniently-small bars of metal. They empty it out and transform it into a multi-level museum dedicated to interplanetary unity and their special friends the Larges. They take and send pictures of tiny Smols in school groups wandering through the halls and learning about the nice space giants that made their prosthetic tentacles possible
I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATOāS LOGIC AND PLATOāS CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLEāS TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.
given the content of a lot of Platoās conclusions I wouldnāt be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with āFight meā and that was the end of it.
Weāre not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon meansĀ ābroadā in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, itās like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called himĀ āThe Rockā.
Can we have a movie about Plato starring Dwayne Johnson?
You canāt convince me that wouldnāt be the best thing ever.
I didnāt know I needed this until now. If someone can write a decent screenplay, and we get enough people to talk about it, maybe heāll actually see it and we can kickstart the shit out of it
Platoās name is literally just the Ancient Greek for āSwolā how is this the real life