holmesianpose:

sherrinfordeductions:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

translating the odyssey has got me thinking about the ocean so here are some pretty greek words about the sea

ἁλίβρομος- murmuring like the sea

ἁλίτροφος- nurtured by the sea

ἁλιανθής- sea-blooming

ἀνεμοζάλη- strong surging sea

Ī“Ī¹Ī±ĪøĪ±Ī»Ī±ĻƒĻƒĪµĻĻ‰- to be parted by the sea

į¼ĪŗĪøĪ±Ī»Ī±Ļ„Ļ„ĻŒĪæĪ¼Ī±Ī¹- to become all sea

γαλήνη- in general, calmness, but also refers to the stillness of the sea in particular 

Ļ€Ī±ĻĪ±ĪøĪ±Ī»Ī¬ĻƒĻƒĪ¹ĪæĻ‚- beside the sea

ὕφαλος- under the sea

these were all very nice so i decided to look for more and

suffice it to say i am no longer looking for ancient greek words about the sea

@holmesianpose
I apologise

lol NEVER APOLOGIZE THIS IS AMAZING

emilysachs:

HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā HELLO DOG!Ā 

fieldbears:

Okay but to build on my previous space ideas – there is no good reason why aliens from different planets would all be similar sizes. Imagine 6″ tall aliens being in the general vicinity of lots of other alien worlds but never bothering to get spaceflight together to meet them bc they’d just get stepped on

But they still GalaxySkype with them all the time and do friendly knowledge transfers, and the Smols are very friendly and happy to upload info on all the unique flora on their homeworld

And some Larges discover that the Smols are having problems because there’s not much of some certain element on their planet and they’re running out andā€¦Ā ā€œa lotā€ to them is so little, the Larges offer to send over like a storage pod’s worth and the Smols are likeĀ ā€œ:OOO WE CANNOT AFFORDā€

The Larges would be likeĀ ā€œno no it is okay, it is not much to us. It can maybe be written off on our Space Taxes? Do not worry about itā€

And the Larges insist on sending the storage pod to a large flat area like half a day’s travel outside of the nearest Smol city because they are so worried that if they did their landing calculations wrong they will incite a small quake that will cause tiny buildings to topple

The Smols trek out and are overjoyed at the enormous metal box full of conveniently-small bars of metal. They empty it out and transform it into a multi-level museum dedicated to interplanetary unity and their special friends the Larges. They take and send pictures of tiny Smols in school groups wandering through the halls and learning about the nice space giants that made their prosthetic tentacles possible

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

twoheartsneverlie:

dorksidefiker:

abotl:

txwatson:

severusluver:

gulag-nietzschean:

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

This needs to be a comic.

louisrzurn

given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with ā€œFight meā€ and that was the end of it.

We’re not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon meansĀ ā€œbroadā€ in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it’s like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called himĀ ā€œThe Rockā€.

Can we have a movie about Plato starring Dwayne Johnson?

You can’t convince me that wouldn’t be the best thing ever.

I didn’t know I needed this until now. If someone can write a decent screenplay, and we get enough people to talk about it, maybe he’ll actually see it and we can kickstart the shit out of it

Plato’s name is literally just the Ancient Greek for ā€˜Swol’ how is this the real life