#OKAY SO THEY HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE #WHICH MEANS AT SOME POINT THEY SAT DOWN AND WERE LIKE #WE NEED A SECRET HANDSHAKE #OR HARDISON ONE DAY DECIDED THAT THEY NEEDED A HANDSHAKE #AND ELIOT JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT ALL ANNOYED #EVEN THOUGH HE SECRETLY LOVED IT #BECAUSE HARDISON IS HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE LOVES THAT IDIOT
#no u are wrong. eliot was like we need a secret signal and hardison was like. so a secret handshake #and eliot was like no to indicate that were good and hardison is like. so a secret handshake (tags via tatterpig)
#i’m always here for eliot’s transparent attempts at pretending he has dignity and is not a complete dork#‘no i don’t want an eliot signal i’m not a nerd like you….. what- what would be on this hypothetical signal’#‘can it be a wolf maybe’
Tag: leverage is so important
That Leverage fic is the best thing I’ve seen in days because it made me think of Parker and Bucky being bad at basic people things and accidentally bonding over that and becoming weird stealthy friends who don’t know how eye contact works.
I like the idea that Parker occasionally taps him for side missions together where they go and do stuff and Eliot is like “Why did you jack a car and set a small fire on the bridge yesterday?” and Bucky’s like “I dunno, Parker asked, it seemed like fun.” and Parker’s like “I have my reasons, DON’T JUDGE OUR FRIEND DATES.”

oh wow, that list of things I shouldn’t be turned on by sure is getting longer…
Why is this making me want Bucky Barnes/Eliot Spencer buddy fic?
OMG, you too? It’s gotta be the hair and the shirt.
It’s a very distinctive look.
Gotta be.
Can’t you just picture it though? Hitter buddies hanging out, doing their thing, and neither of them really talking about their past, but every now and then Bucky does something in such a way that reminds Eliot of something familiar from a job or two, but… nah couldn’t be…
IT’S A VERY DISTINCTIVE CRACKFIC
Paging @copperbadge. XD
Well, it turned out more ensemble fic, but….
Title: The Cyborg Arm Job
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: The Leverage crew run into a new friend, find some buried treasure, and fight some Nazis. It’s a pretty good day. (Leverage/MCU crossover)
Warnings: None.***
They found him in the middle of a bar fight. He was in the middle of the bar fight as well.
“This is a gastropub!” Eliot yelled, charging out from the kitchen. “There are no bar fights in a gastropub!”
“Man, I don’t think he cares,” Hardison said. He was watching the fight from a distance with an almost philosophical look on his face. Most of the table settings in the immediate area were already broken, so that was no longer of any concern, and he’d never liked that pattern anyway (it had been a compromise betweeen Eliot’s desire for square plates and Parker’s desire for lots of flowers, and nobody ended up satisfied).
remember when elliot told hardison how he was gonna raise their kids literally one episode before he pledged himself to hardison and parker 4 lyfe

#HARDISON IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER #AND HE JUST LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HIS BOYFRIEND SO MUCH #AND HE’S SO GREAT AT READING INTENT AND LISTENING TO /INTENT/ #like eliot heard parker being a dorkface and is like COME ON DIDN’T YOU SEE THRU THAT HARDISON? #but the point is that hardison DID see thru it and what he saw was parker believing in him completely #and he does that with both of them a million times over during the series #so he doesn’t need it perfectly said (thank god for them) and he doesn’t need them to do things perfectly and never mess up #he just needs to know that they’re there and have his back and love him #and all of that he can read between the lines just fine (tags via muirmarie)
protip for polyamory: make sure all your partners have unique but complementary skill sets
this way, it’s a very simple matter to take over the world and make everyone bow to you and yoursThis ended differently than expected
I’m pretty sure this is the plot of Leverage
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