Imagine Jurassic World but Chris Pratt’s character is a woman. The whole film is exactly the same, but instead of Owen we have Olivia. It makes more sense that Olivia is the alpha of Raptor Squad, because all the raptors are female as well. Olivia and Claire argue about shoes (”They’re actually pretty comfortable for heels.” “I have a spare pair of boots in the truck for the LOVE OF GOD please borrow them.” “I’m fine! I can walk miles in these!” “You’re weird.”) They save each other’s lives. They make out. They walk into the sunset together. Gal pals who defeated the dinosaurs. The End.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
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“We didn’t used to have all this ADHD and Autism and stuff” I think what you mean is that people used to go undiagnosed and get absolutely no help and were forced to suffer through their life because they had no support or understanding whatsoever but sure, Janice, pretend my generation invented Autism.
My grandfather was legit diagnosed with ADHD at the age of about 80 and he was like “OH”
HAHAHAHA OH GOD.
Do you know how many of my paternal grandfather’s stories about our family history included the line “now, of course, So-and-so would be diagnosed as ADHD in a heartbeat, but back then he was just a Bad Kid and they tried to beat it out of him”?
A LOT, OKAY.
Do you know how many other family stories suddenly make way more sense – like truly nonsensical seeming things, things that previously were described as “you know, So-and-so was just an Odd Duck – if you know the signs of autism? (Like how my great-grampa REFUSED TO GO ON PLANES and so they had to drive him across Canada in a camper in his eighties – in the seventies, so 1970s camper here, not luxury – and then back again so he could attend my parents’ wedding?)
EVEN MORE.
And in the less amusing version, d’you know how many maternal ancestors died of depression or depression-related addiction, through the generations? Depressing. Numbers.
But no, this shit is all modern, came out of nowhere. Not.
heyyo here’s a fun fact for y’all
trans women don’t experience male socialization before we come out
we experience closeted trans woman socialization which is an entirely different and extremely toxic monster
thank and have a terrible day if you disagree
hi if you’re safe to do so you should probably be reblogging this
the idea that trans women are socialized as anything but women is one of the most potent arguments for stripping us of our humanity
Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
my motivation, my soul, my sanity… you know how long i’ve been looking for those??
and all my hair ties that’d be nice
And a veritable avalanche of bobby pins.
“a box.”
“a” box.
My Depersonalization / Disassociation Disorder Self Care Post
do boys even follow me on here like i believe 99.9% of my followers are female