itswalky:

usbdongle:

me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon characters forever, ill grow out of this eventually

me at 23:

me at 37:

feathersmoons:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

Well done @the_late_adopter.

partychance:

partychance:

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

powerfulweak:

therothwoman:

seerofsarcasm:

disney-park-junkie:

Gaston on women’s Lib.

You see this is the sort of thing I like. Because, especially at Disney, you don’t want to really discourage any of those ideals “thinking, having your own ideas” but you also have to stay in character. So you associate those ideals with the princess in the group, the one who the young girl is supposed to idolize. So, while staying in character, Gaston can announce his displeasure for women who read while also encouraging it in a young girl by giving it the good association of Belle. Idk, I always thought those work arounds that Disney villain face characters go through to not be overtly mean to children but stay in character were really interesting.

I just gained so fucking much respect for this Gaston.

No one’s sneakily a feminist like Gaston

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

choochoobear:

nostalgiabomb:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

INCORRECT!

Pete has also had sex (Pete Jr. and Pistol – and a son from a Donald Duck short who may or may not be the same son from Goof Troop). And Pete is definitely a classic Disney character. Hell, he predates Mickey Mouse be a few years. He may not have a costume at the parks, but Pete is the longest running, still-in-use Disney character.

And he got laid.

Wanna get some in the Disney universe? Be adorably incompetent or a jerk.