horrorhouses:

thelibrarina:

squeeful:

thesylverlining:

rick-draws-things:

mugglebornandraised:

THIS BOOK
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FUCKING BOOK
THIS SHIT WAS WTNV BEFORE IT EXISTED
THIS SHIT WAS CRAZY
THEY MADE ICE-CREAM THAT TASTED LIKE THE INSIDE OF KIDS MOUTHS BUT EVERYONE COULD TASTE IT BUT THE ACTUAL KID
THE SCHOOL WAS MISSING A FLOOR
THIS SHIT BOTH RUINED AND MADE MY CHILDHOOD

@pricefielf

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND

THIS SHIT WAS MY CREEPY CHILD *AESTHETIC* BEFORE I KNEW WHAT AN “AESTHETIC” WAS

ONE OF THE KIDS WAS A DEAD RAT UNDER A PILE OF RAINCOATS PRETENDING TO BE A KID, AND HE SNUCK INTO THE SCHOOL AND WENT TO CLASS

the kicker: this was not the first time this had happened at this BIZARRE-ASS SCHOOL. NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY *SURPRISED* ABOUT THIS. 

My fave.

There is no Miss Zarves.

There is no nineteenth story.

Sorry.

The teacher got killed by being turned into an apple and the janitor ate her. The evil substitute who could hear thoughts through her third ear but who got cured if being evil after hearing a baby’s pure thoughts.

zombeesknees:

vorobey008:

mb: Danny Ocean & Rusty Ryan

#this sort of thing is legitimately better than the standard ‘finishing each other’s sentences’  #or just saying it at the same time  #the whole just not speaking words like humans  #just sort of random sentence fragments bc the drift compatibility is doing all the heavy lifting  #[WORDS WITHOUT CONTEXT]  #[OTHER RANDOM WORDS]  #[danny and rusty turn and act as one]  #everyone else: what just happened.  #I live for this sort of dialogue character building malarkey

obeythepizzapolice:

tower-of-glass:

jerkdouglas:

tower-of-glass:

tekknoir:

inthemi24overthesea:

tekknoir:

What is this angelfire thing I keep seeing

Back in the mid to late 90’s there was a big fad of letting people build their own basic HTML websites and hosting it on a remote server. Geocities and Homestead were also popular.

Oh ok. So it’s a meme. I thought images were really being directed to some external site for some reason lol.

angelfire is not a meme. it’s where i hosted my linkin park fansite when i was in middle school.

I hope and pray these sites have been erased from existence.

It would spell the end for many people if theirs suddenly resurfaced. Shame compounds with time you know.

i think the internet was less static back then. the things you posted didn’t last for all eternity and usually no one ever saw them.

It was a heady time, filled with fractal .gif backgrounds, dancing babies, evil overlord lists, and fanrings. It was a time when you could post a shitty site composed entirely of tables and have hundreds of people who went to it every single day to read your opinions on wrestling, anime, or star trek. It was a time when porn videos were in quicktime and took ten minutes to load; it was a time when courier new was the default “hacker” font and #000000 backgrounds were considered edgy.

Before myspace, before facebook, before CSS and, in some places, even javascript, it was a place where your grandmother could make a website, so the world could see twenty pages of bad family photos and read terrible poetry about her cats.

feastwhenyoucan:

linmanuel:

captrxgers:

a special request from @linmanuel (x,x)

Ah-thank you.

ATTENTION @echolalaphile

Fun fact: @echolalaphile and I met when she spent a month of her freshman year in college teaching my sixth grade class Twelfth Night and making me walk around with fruit cups on my head (I played Olivia, and had a big black velvet dress that I had to wear through the lunch line during dress rehearsals once and a Kindergartener gasped and asked if I was a princess. I told them I was a Countess). Fourteen years later she stage managed my wedding.

Complete with run sheets. ❤

weahboo:

My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this legacy alive

*Trigger Warning* Why is The Rocky Horror Picture Show popular with the kinky and queer communities? I’m not part of those communities and I don’t get it, please explain. It seems to me to be a story in which the kinky queer people are literally not human and try to recruit (and arguably rape by fraud) “normal” people.

pervocracy:

Yes, but it’s also a story where kinky queer people are powerful and cool and sexy and fun, and ultimately the straight characters sing about how much freer they feel in a corset fishnets pool orgy.  (And then the house, uh, is a spaceship and it takes off?  Okay.)  It’s also relevant that the movie was written by a nonbinary person; I think the intent was not to demonize kinky queer people, but to tell a story featuring them that also had elements of classic schlock horror and sci-fi movies. 

And remember that this was the 70s, when sympathetic queer characters were thin on the ground, the distinction between “transvestite” and “transsexual” was not crisply defined, and the popular understanding of the difference between “seduction” and “rape” was even less nuanced than it is today.  (Also, the “homosexual agenda” narrative of gay recruitment wouldn’t come around until the 90s.)  This doesn’t make everything okay but it’s important context.

And I’d argue that some of the bad stuff in it is intentionally transgressive–isn’t saying “people who don’t conform to traditional gender and sexual roles are dangerous perverts,” but “you think we’re dangerous perverts? oh honey, you have no idea.”

Yeah, I’m defensive.  This movie means something to me, on a level that’s not apparent on the screen, because I started going to midnight showings when I was fifteen.  And it–counting the audience participation and shadow cast, because you really have to, there’s no point to watching this movie quietly at home–was probably my first experience with queerness being fun.  I already knew it was possible to not be straight, but only as a tragic existence condemned to the shadows.  Rocky Horror wasn’t the first time I learned two men could kiss, but it was the first time I saw two men kiss in front of a crowd that was cheering them on.

So, okay, not “therefore, Rocky Horror is flawless, QED,” but that’s why people like it.  It’s an all-ages queer event you can attend without declaring yourself queer, it’s an introduction to queerness as silly and naughty instead of always being Very Serious Business, and you can throw stuff at the screen.

fdelopera:

muirin007:

artbecoming:

fantomexnoir:

The Phantom of the Opera

Alternate Titles include:

  •  Dammit, Erik
  •  Erik, No
  •  How Not To Treat Women
  •  How to Prove You’re a Dick in a Few Months Time
  •  Everybody Wants to Bed the Persian

– Singing Skeleton hates the Friend-zone

– Masked Crybaby lives in the basement

– Swedish soprano just wants to be left alone

– Creepy Fanboying

– Musical Abuse

-A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder

-Look At It! It’s Ugly, Isn’t It?! 

-Gothic Tropes: The Musical! 

-Restraining Orders Don’t Exist Yet

-Hopping Jolly High: Opium in the Court of Mazenderan 

-Fatal Attraction

-She’s Just Not That Into You

– “Alas, poor Erik! I knew him, Gaston Leroux” – a memoir by the Daroga of Mazenderan

– How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

– Murder Can Be Fun

– Ghost: The Musical