At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
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Tag: oh my god
Had fun on Twitter this morning with one of the Reduced Shakespeare masterminds.
Jessie Mueller and Laura Benanti sing “Agony” from Into The Woods at Miscast 2015 (x)
kuttithevangu, I found this story too! (Theodore L. Steinberg, Jews and Judaism in the Middle Ages (Praeger Series on the Middle Ages))
i love this story i love another rabbi being like “SHH HOLD ON” to the walls and the walls being like “shit ok sorry for interrupting”
Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.
No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston
I choked on my drink
I’m in tears holy shit
I ship it
Brandy Norwood as Roxie Hart
I totally forgot that discworld trolls have a base-many number system (i.e., one two three many, many-one many-two many-three many-many)
like?? this means their version of 100 is what we would call 16 (they call it “lots”!)
So like
1 2 3 many
many1 many2 many3 many-many
many-many1 many-many2 many-many3 many-many-many
many-many-many1 many-many-many2 many-many-many3 lots
and then….??
lots1 lots2 lots3 lots-many
lots-many1 lots-many2 lots-many3 lots-many-many
lots-many-many1….. etc…
so they must have numbers like:
lots-many-many-many-2 (I think this would be 30??)
2lots (32)
2lots-many-1 (37?)
many-lots (64)
many-lots-many-many-3 (75? I think?)
their version of 1000 (lots x lots) would be 256!
Me Am What Me Am—The Cookie Monster
Listen to this but interpret it as bisexuals defending their positions of liking more than one gender because yes.
I’m dying, Sesame Street has been having to do official media releases about this for years, it’s a fantastic metaphor for having to come out multiple times as a bisexual and the media panic over it.
In a Season 43 episode, Cookie Monster is offered vegetables to eat while waiting for a batch of cookies to finish baking. At every instance, Mario Lopez, appearing as a news reporter, claims that Cookie has become the Veggie Monster. Cookie sings “Me Am What Me Am“ to explain that he is still Cookie Monster, even though he does love to occasionally eat vegetables. However, after Cookie eats part of the Sesame Street lamppost, Lopez comes back to report that Cookie is now “The Lamppost Monster.”
I can’t breathe…
YESSSSSS the backstory. It’s all become so clear.
Also people have tagged it as “bisexual anthem” and so that’s it. I’m done. I’ve completed my mission in life. I can now transcend physical existence and rise to the halls of Bihalla to live an eternal life of free of biphobia and hatred among my fellow bi people.
Bringing this back tonight because FEELS
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
“Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?”
“Yes”
“It’s Grandma"
Kimchi and Justice 