Tag: omfg

unmutekurloz:

nationalistscot:

starprincejellyfish:

bluemurderguitarbunny:

i will now impersonate the mating call of the steven universe fan

*clears throat*

we

are no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And Steven!

I hate

i find myself compelled to ask what, on this drunkenness scale that goes from one to toaster, is in between one and toaster. INQUIRING MINDS, ETC.

leupagus:

You ask a wise and penetrating question, my good friend, and so I shall share with you the Gus Scale of Drunk, which I have devised over the course of decades, with the assistance of many (many, many MANY) friends and family members who have answered my query “hey on a scale of one to ten just how drunk are you right now?”

  1. One
  2. Two
  3. Three
  4. Four
  5. Five
  6. Six
  7. Seven
  8. Eight
  9. Nine
  10. Ten
  11. Eleven
  12. Thirteen probably or something
  13. It’s cool I’ve got superpowers
  14. What?
  15. Seventeen
  16. Shhhhh, no
  17. [loud burp]
  18. Uh
  19. Hey where’s my purse
  20. Hey where’s my phone
  21. Hey where’re my shoes
  22. Hey what’s happening
  23. WHAT?
  24. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy what?
  25. [any song referencing moonlight, solitude/loneliness, or body parts (ie “Light My Candle,” from Rent, “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Green Day, or “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira]
  26. TWENTYONEDRUNK BITCHES
  27. [immediate vomiting]
  28. I’m a great drunk driver don’t even worry about it
  29. Who are you. [spoken like a statement, not a question]
  30. great
  31. GREAT!
  32. great [followed by sobbing]
  33. No you are
  34. if I chew the beer does it make me fat
  35. [long, incredibly thoughtful monologue about how elephants have been known to seek out fermented fruit and eat it in order to achieve intoxication, followed by] oh my god did you cry when you saw Dumbo I cried so fuckin’ hard
  36. A million
  37. A million and one
  38. [attempting to poke my boobs with a drink stirrer]
  39. Ffffffffffffffffff
  40. Ffffffffffffffffffwhat?
  41. nope
  42. we should go skydiving RIGHT FUCKING NOW OKAY
  43. wheeeeeee! [zooming an imaginary toy car off someone else’s nose]
  44. You know – YOU KNOW, OKAY, SO, MAYBE? I DON’T
  45. billions
  46. [some French children’s song about elephants]
  47. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF THESE PEANUTS
  48. noooooooooooooooooope
  49. [snoring]
  50. toaster

film fact of the day

prisonplanetofficial:

the-chemical-defect:

prisonplanetofficial:

ycontuespiritu:

heltoniusbk:

peejaymc:

ycontuespiritu:

The Smiths aren’t a real band. Zooey Deschanel was supposed to say “I love Radiohead” during the elevator scene of 500 Days of Summer, but she forgot her line and improvised the name “The Smiths”. the music heard in the movie by this make-believe band was provided by Pavement.

Wrong.

The Smiths are an 80s post punk/alternative band fronted by Morrisey. You might have heard of a little tune called How Soon is Now.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smiths

http://youtu.be/hnpILIIo9ek

You’re welcome.

Got served.

thanks fellas

Initially the film’s producers put up a small Wikipedia article to give the impression that the smiths had existed but after the movie became a hit fans began filling in the backstory. Everything you know about the smiths and this Morrissey character is an elaborate patchwork of fanfiction, which is why Morrissey appears to contradict himself so often

http://www.allmusic.com/artist/the-smiths-mn0000899530
Um no, they’re a real band

I’m afraid not. Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet